ANTHONY HOPKINS AS ALFRED HITCHCOCK. Right Hurr.

There’s a flick filming currently wherein none other than Anthony Hopkins is portraying the master of suspense himself, Alfred Hitchcock. A picture has dropped of Hopkins all did up as Alfredo and it is pretty fucking impressive.

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These ‘MASS EFFECT’ Action Figures Are The Import Hotness.

Oh man! These are the hot Mass Effect  action figures right here. Fuck the DC line, these Square Enix ones are getting it done. Doin’ work! Makin’ moves!

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‘AVENGERS’ DVD Will Include “At Least” 30 Minutes of Deleted Scenes. Yeah Okay Cool.

The Avengers DVD is going to come with “at least” 30 minutes of deleted scenes, and the rate they’re going these might be the only scenes we haven’t seen prior to the movie being released. Like, come on Marvel. We’re all both jacked, and pumped about this flick. You don’t need to show full areola.

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GOOGLE’S GLASSES Patents Hint At HELMETS To Match. Clunky ++

…How long will we augment reality before we just call it reality? Eh, just something that fall out of my ass right now. More relevant to this whole news post thing is me telling you that a patent Google registered totally points towards a helmet to compliment their AR glasses. This doesn’t make sense.

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Mysterious DARK REGIONS OF MARS Are Made Of Glass. Contemplate That Shizz.

10 Million square kilometers of northern lowlands on Mars are made up of glass. Volcanic glass. That fucking planet, man. Keeps paying dividens in awesomeness.

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Bennett Miller and Francis Lawrence Added To Possible ‘CATCHING FIRE’ Directors. I’ll Do It. I’ll Direct.

Two more bozo clowns have been added to the list of people that may or may not be directing the Hunger Games  sequel, Catching Fire. One did Moneyball, the other did Constantaine. Figure out which one you would want.

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Iran’s “HALAL INTERNET” Becoming A More-Ambitious Part Of Current Censorship Regime.

I’ve been spitting articles at you lately concerning Iran and its desire to create its own intranet cut off from us diabolical Western bastards with our (illusions) of democracy and Coca Cola. Turns out, Iran ain’t going to be pulling that off any time soon. Instead they’re just doubling over on their current censorship.

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Rumor: Is This ‘CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS 2’ Official Poster?

Is this the official poster for Black Ops 2? It would make sense.  It’s about that time of the year again when Activision pulls apart its slimy cheeks and begins to show the world the cresting head of the latest Call of Duty  iteration.

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WIZARD Teams Up With ‘THE SITUATION’ For Comic And Convention Appearances. Ah, F**k You.

Piss on my childhood and call it a water sports party! My lord. I know that Wizard is having a rough go of it, but this smacks of tanning beds and serious  desperation. The company that once governed me through many a sweaty summer vacations with their articles and pricing guides are thudding at the floor of the well.

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Video: ‘MINECRAFT MIDGAR’ Is Fan-Service Insanity.

Feeling a little bit old-person here when I admit this, but I’m not really certain what Minercraft is all about. Yeah, I’m sorry. I find it a bit confusing. I know it’s an indie wonder, and you like…build stuff. Or something. Even without a direct grasp on what’s going on (a common situation for me), I can still respect this. It’s Midgar from Final Fantasy VII  recreated in the game in staggering, staggering, staggering fucking detail.

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