‘ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT’ Creator Hints At Additional Seasons & More
Lest you hath fucking forgotten, there is more Arrested Development coming to this world. It’s easy to forget, since after the announcement that the show was being revived by Netflix nothing much has been heard. Friends, fear not. It is coming. Hungry for more details? Show creator Mitch Hurwitz can sate your needs.
RON PAUL VIDEO GAME Could Become Reality; All Libertarian Geeks Simultaneously Orgasm
This is pretty fucking fantastic. Ron Paul: Road to REVOLution is a video game that was trying to get Kickstarted and courtesy of the geeks out there (Charity from Libertarians! Imagine what they could do for the good of the world if they didn’t have to pay them dang taxes!) it has gotten its funding. Amazing.
Hit the jump for info and video.
[Update: Now Official] ‘GOD OF WAR: ASCENSION’ TRAILER: Kratos Stays Brooding
[Caff note: Sony has since confirmed the shit out of this leak. Makes sense.]
Oh boy, the leaky ship that is the Internet continues. God of War: Ascension is the sequel to the third game starring Kratos the Smoldering, and it has a trailer, box art, and Amazon listing. All before the official reveal.
Hit the jump for trailer and details.
‘COSMOPOLIS’ FULL TRAILER Drops: Cronenberg Madness Returns
The full trailer for Cosmopolis has arrived, and it is stacked to the tits with everything that’s caused me to fall in love with the direct recently. Recently? Pah! I know, I suck. At least it occurred at all.
Hit the jump to check it out as well as some info. Cannes!
Cosplay: JIMMY BUFFET STORMTROOPER Unwinds Hard
Check out this relaxin’ clone of Jango Fett. Yeah, sorry man. Went there. He’s seen some shit in his day, and he’s also the only Stormtrooper to not eat an errant blaster bolt. Now he unwinds getting shitfaced on margaritas and talking about all his bros that he has left behind. Towards the end of the evening he pukes into his helmet, snot running out of his mouth and vomit out of his nose. Continually he apologizes, telling us he just gets so damned lonely, and space isn’t the only place that’s cold.
Paul Thomas Anderson’s ‘THE MASTER’ Has $30 Million Budget, More Goodies
I can’t wait for Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master. I don’t really know much about it. Don’t really want to know much about it. However I’ll admit I cracked and read up on some details that Play List cultivated from an NYT article.
Hop inside, behold the wonder!
Space Firm To Make Big Announcement. Somewhere in his lair, Michael Bay just coughed up blood and doesn’t know why.

The interwebs are all a-twitter (no pun intended… except it was totally intended) with excitement and speculation after a new company called Planetary Resources dropped a press release about an upcoming space venture that will ensure humanity’s continuing prosperity. They’re backed by a whole mess of people with deep pockets — Google and James Cameron, to name a few — and are going to lay down their proposal on April 24th.
Now, the press release itself is incredibly vague, and I’m guessing that was deliberate, but what can you expect from people who worked for the organization that told us Pluto was a planet and then went “Our bad. Might want to start thinking about some new mnemonic devices.”
Hit the jump to read the press release.
‘AVENGERS’ POSTERS By Olly Moss and Tom Whalen for Mondo Are Tasty
Avengers. Olly Moss. A match made in the steamy depths of my fanboy underoos. Tom Whalen? Also awesome. I like to imagine a world where these sort of posters were actually the official ones, and thereby I could buy them for $5 at a shitty Hot Topic or something. Such is not the world we live in.
Hit the jump to check them out.
Nicolas Winding Refn Producing ‘MANIAC COP’ Prequel. I’m In.
I have a broner for Nicolas Winding Refn, though I don’t think I’m alone in this blood-rerouting situation. So when someone tells me he is going to produce a Maniac Cop prequel, I say word. Word, word!












