PS MOVE STEERING WHEEL PATENT IS THREE-PRONGED PHALLUS HEAVEN
Check out this peripheral piece of shit! Pow! What a fucking nightmare. It’s a steering wheel piece of plastic nonsense for the PS Move, or as I call it: a fucking waste of money to clip onto a fucking waste of money.
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New ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ Has Parker Cranking One Out
Here’s a new image of Spidey from Amazing Spider-Man and its got him. I don’t know. Crouching. Stretching the ball flaps out off the inner thighs. Something.
‘HALO’ MOVIE Killed By Microsoft’s DOUCHEY DEMANDS. Not Surprised.
Author Jamie Russell has recently put out a book called Generation Xbox: How Videogames Invaded Hollywood. Within the hallowed halls of this book is a description of just why the Halo movie failed. All of it centers around the hubris of Microsoft. Big surprise there.
Francis Lawrence Offered ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel ‘CATCHING FIRE’, Odds Not In Our Favor.
Francis Lawrence is the directorial powerhouse behind Constantaine and I Am Legend. With such remarkable feats such as those, it makes sense why Lionsgate would court him for Catching Fire.
Using SMART PHONES To Pay For Things Could Dominate Cash and Credit Cards by 2012. Sounds Good.
The only thing I seemingly don’t use my smart phone for is to get my rocks off, and that’s only because I’m waiting for my fleshlight attachment to come in the mail. A study is showing that smart phones could supplant credit cards and cash as the dominant way of paying for sheezy out in the real world, and I welcome it.
JAPAN Turning KFCs Into FANCY BARS. Chicken Grease & Bad Decisions.
Nothing says let’s get buzzed like some grease in the slop-gut. Cracking open a Budweiser and mowing a 12-piece of chicken while rooting on Amorphous Sports Team X is an American tradition. Always has been, always will be. However Japan is looking to wield the two mightiest of American delicacies: greasy and alcohol in an unlikely place. KFCs.
Video: 7 Year-Old Fighting Leukemia Gets To Fight Crime As BATMAN For A Day. Warming Of Heart.
The occasional tenderness of the human spirit! Gives the average passerby a glow. Take this as an example. A youngin’ of nothing more than 7 years-old is fighting leukemia. He also loves Batman. Through various strings being pulled, the good lad got to fight crime for a day as the Righteous Rodent.
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Robert Rodriguez Teases CAST & FORMAT Of ‘SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR’. It’s Happening!
It seems that Sin City: A Dame To Kill For is actually happening. The title is segueing from the world of the ethereal and into the reality. Man-In-Charge Robert Rodriguez has helped to condense the vapors further, letting MTV in on some of the sequel’s details.
Video: T-MOBILE Girl Stuffed Into LEATHER; My Fetish Monster Rises
Yeah, I don’t know what’s going on with this advertisement. I know that they’re further sexualizing the already sexy in an innocent way T-Mobile girl. I know I should probably be uncool with that. I don’t care. Latex. Leather. Pleather. Whatever. Once you strap it on, I lose my cool.
Hit the jump to check out the ad for…something. I forget what.
AVENGERS x DINOSAURS = Earth’s Mightest Lizards. Amazing Art.
Terryl Whitlatch may be the man who designed Jar-Jar Binks for Episode I, but he also brought the world this unlikely mash-up. The Avengers all done up as dinosaurs. Tit for tat, I think a price has been paid. Oh who the fuck am I to judge, dude is talented and I’m a soggy-crotched geek.
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