Going to BOSTON COMICON?
I’ll be there both days hanging out with the crew from Five and Dime comics. Stop by and say hello, buy a print, talk comics, or just skulk by and give me the finger.
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Update On ‘AVENGERS’ Additional Scene That Was Shot Post-Premiere.
Funny friggin’ stuff, Joss Whedon and the gang shooting a scene for Avengers after the fucking premiere. Kevin Feige was initially pissed that RDJ let it out of the bag. Then he said it didn’t happen. Now he’s saying it did happen. But! It’s not a scene. It’s a…something.
Video: JAPANESE DUDE Orders 1,050 Slices Of BACON At Burger King. Assembles Insanity Burger.
The rest of the world is quickly catching up to ‘Merica in terms of abject gluttony and overall corpulence. Take this duder from Japan who worked a promotion at Burger King to score 1,050 pieces of bacon.
XNA Is SYNTHETIC DNA Stronger Than The Real Thing. Futurism Boner.
Someone should wake up the guy who was bombing around Nietzsche’s market. If God isn’t dead, we’ve certainly delivered a five-fingered death punch to his thorax. XNA is synthetic DNA, only stronger.
Cosplay: HARLEY QUINN In Nurse’s Garb Gives Me A HUSBAND’S BULGE. Also: Hugo Strange
Hugo Strange turns away momentarily. I tickle Harley from behind hoping to get her attention. Startled, she whips to face me and buries a knife deep into my soul. As I bleed out, I manage a thumbs-up, complimenting her on her impressive array of breasts. So it goes. (What the fuck am I talking about.)
FOLLOW US FRIDAY: J-Law O Face Edition
It’s Friday. After today I’ll only spend nineteen hours blogging as opposed to the usual soiled-undies and empty-canned madness of the week. Everyone drink! Or if you’re a Friend of Bill W, take a pleasant walk. Anyways indulge me for a moment in promoting the various methods you can connect to the Mothership. I ain’t begging, but if you dig us and you can tether in, Imma love you. Forever.
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GRAPE LADY DEMANDS IT.
PS MOVE STEERING WHEEL PATENT IS THREE-PRONGED PHALLUS HEAVEN
Check out this peripheral piece of shit! Pow! What a fucking nightmare. It’s a steering wheel piece of plastic nonsense for the PS Move, or as I call it: a fucking waste of money to clip onto a fucking waste of money.
New ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ Has Parker Cranking One Out
Here’s a new image of Spidey from Amazing Spider-Man and its got him. I don’t know. Crouching. Stretching the ball flaps out off the inner thighs. Something.
‘HALO’ MOVIE Killed By Microsoft’s DOUCHEY DEMANDS. Not Surprised.
Author Jamie Russell has recently put out a book called Generation Xbox: How Videogames Invaded Hollywood. Within the hallowed halls of this book is a description of just why the Halo movie failed. All of it centers around the hubris of Microsoft. Big surprise there.
