Nintendo Announces ‘NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. 2’ For 3DS This August
Stack another game onto the pile of worthwhile adventures I’ll never embark on, me being 3DS-less and all. New Super Mario Bros. 2, dropping this August.
Hit the jump for some pictures.
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Toronto’s Mayor Releases $2 Graffiti-Reporting App. HIPSTER Narcs With High-Tech
Now you can narc people out with wonderful high-tech. Yes, you! Well, provided you live in Toronto. Thanks to an impressively douchey application released by Toronto’s mayor, you can report any sort of graffiti you come across.
GABE NEWELL: Valve & Apple Meeting DIDN’T HAPPEN. Wink. Wink.
Gabe Newell wants to squish all those Valve and Apple meeting in the darkness of daylight rumors. He wants to press his titanic ass cheeks right up against those rumors and vaporize them with the death air that has been trapped in his buttocks for nearly a decade.
‘The Image Revolution’ Documentary Almost At Funding Goal; KICKSTART THIS SH*IT
The next effort from the minds behind the Grant Morrison and Warren Ellis documentaries are trying to kickstart the shit out of a work on the founding of Image Comics. They’re getting close, and now we just need to collectively finish the fundraising off. We can do it, yooooooo.
Hit the jump for details and a new trailer.
Study: Watching Porn Turns Off Your Brain. Well, I’m F**ked.
There’s really studies for this sort of thing. To prove that porn turns off your brain. Well shit. It seems pretty obvious that porn turns off the brain-pipe, but no man. We have to study it. Funding.
Friday Brew Review: Colette Farmhouse Ale
Is it Friday nite yet? Nope!
Does that I mean that I have to wait to party? Nope!
The fact of the matter is that it’s Friday afternoon and this is as good a time as any to toss back the first brew of the weekend. This potable antecedent has quite the responsibility, providing a party overture without revealing all of the ways the motifs will develop. The name of the game is wonderful flavors and the buzz-inklings, not gustatory-overload brain-cell genocide.
Drinking on a Friday afternoon should be more burlesque than pornography.
So join me as I dip my toes into the the pool of weekend celebration. I assure you, I’m not going to smash light bulbs over my head and do keg stands. But I am definitely going to pump a jam and imbibe a bottle of Colette.
Video: DESTRUCTIVE ACTS OF NONSENSE CAUGHT IN SLO-MO
Pointless video of awesomeness. Chainsaws through Coke bottles. Fireworks in birthday cakes. It’s awesome.
JAPANESE ‘BRAVE’ POSTER Contains New Story Elements. Oh Yeah, This Movie.
The Stacked To Shit movie blockbuster year keeps pushing worthy titles out of my brain-piece. Case in point: Brave. I’m sure it’ll be typical Pixar greatness, and yet I’ll be goddamned if I can remember it. While its still on my mind, here’s a Japanese poster for it that reveals new story elements. Unlike the old ones. That I can’t remember.
Video: GORGEOUS SPACE FOOTAGE Is Solar System Swoon
Sander van den Berg has created this stunning cosmic moment. Compiling photographs from the Cassini and Voyager missions, he’s created a video of our solar system bound to make the tits tighten. In an awesome way.
GUY PEARCE Cast In ‘IRON MAN3’ As Aldrich Killian
Guy Pearce has been cast as Aldrich Killian in Iron Man 3, a little nougat that rocks out on several levels. Firstly, Pearce is fantastic. Secondly, it confirms the whole Extremis storyline.
