#Video Games
New ‘BATMAN’ Game Is Prequel To ‘ARKHAM ASYLUM’, Features Justice League.
The next Batty-Man video game is going to be all up in the prequel bidness. Not only that, Flying Rodent Fans, it is also going to feature the Justice League.
TRENT REZNOR Does ‘BLACK OPS 2’ Theme Song. Ehhhhhh, Que?
Imma buy and play Black Ops 2, because it has joined Thanksgiving and gaining twenty pounds as perennial November habits of mine. Now I know I’ll be partying to a uh, wait what?, theme song by Trent Rezzy when I boot the fucker up.
$1,238,099.99 VIDEO GAME AUCTION Dares You To Up Your Game
This game auction is just, beast. Compiling complete collections across a litany of consoles. Buy this. Buy this for me.
Blizzard Admits ‘DIABLO III’ “Item-Hunt” End Game Ain’t Sustainable
Diablo III ain’t World of Warcraft. Da-doi! We all know that. Ain’t even the same genre of game. However, what made WoW so fucking addictive was that in addition to the gear whore mad dashing, there was a continual flow of new content. D3 ain’t got that, and even the developers know that’s a problem.
NiGHTS: INTO DREAMS Confirmed For HD RE-RELEASE. I Am Weeping.
Score one for my childhood. One of my favorite goddamn games ever is getting an HD re-release.
Microsoft Buys ‘XBOX 8’ Domain Names; Well It’s Better Than 720.
The Microsoft Leviathan has gobbled up a string of names under the “Xbox 8” umbrella. You can only think maybe they’re going to tea-bag their next console with a title that dove-tails into their upcoming operating software update.
Sega Teases Something ‘NIGHTS’ RELATED. OH GOD GIVE ME HD.
Dear Sega. If this isn’t a tease for an HD version of NiGHTS: Into Dreams, I’m going to cut you.
EA President: We’re Going To Be 100% Digital. Hope You Have The Fat Pipes.
EA president-czar-guy Frank Gibeau has confirmed what most of us have suspected: the future lays in digital distribution. It ain’t a bit reveal that gaming companies are going to slough the tangible coil. Not at all. At the same time, it’s interesting to hear such a titan make the proclamation publicly.
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ FOURTH OF JULY TRAILER: Jingoistic Glory!
Oh snap! Here’s a trailer for Assassin’s Creed III trailer set to get your Patriotic pulse roaring. Some shitty kid singing “Amazing Grace” and muskets a plenty.
Sony Buys CLOUD GAMING SERVICE Gaikai For $380 Million
Sony is taking shit to the Clouds! with a fury. No, they ain’t fucking around anymore, buying the whackily-named cloud gaming service Gaikai for some serious cheddar.













