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Press Start: Death, Duke and Shagging
Welcome back to Press Start: a column that used to be written by Caffeine Powered. Whilst he battles his crippling addiction to bath salts I’ve agreed to fill in, so without further ado; I present you with five individual, shrink-wrapped nuggets of gaming news all prepped and ready for your consumption.
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Dude dies after playing ‘DIABLO IIII’ for 40 HOURS. What took so long?
Some dumb ass has died after playing Diablo III for forty hours. I can’t be the only one who is impressed it took this long for someone to kick the bucket via the Devil, can I? I mean shit, it’s been out for like two months.
David Perry is ‘sure’ that a new ‘EARTHWORM JIM’ will happen. Eventually. C’mon bro!
Earthworm Jim. Stalwart fixture of my early adolescence, has slowly faded out of mind. Now its fucking creator is all talking about a new edition, getting me excited. I know he’s just teasing my tip. I know it. Yet I find myself dreaming of a new installment. Perry, you fucker.
‘THE LAST OF US’ VIDEO: Meet Bill, Another (Cranky F**king) Survivor
The Last of Us, won’t you allow me into you? You are so far away. For now I will sate myself on glorious videos, such as this one containing the newest survivor to be revealed.
Hit the jump for the video.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ SCREENSHOT BLOWOUT: CUSTOMIZE YOUR SEXY DEATH DEALER.
What with all the rejiggering of this year’s game releases, Borderlands 2 has elevated itself to the position of my most anticipated joint. Here’s some new screenshots of the bitty. I’m totally loving the fact that they’re employing an entire palette this time, not just a wasteland of brown and poopy-green.
Hit the jump for some screenshots.
‘GEARS OF WAR: JUDGMENT’ Dropping Next MARCH. Roid Up, Rock Out.
The turnaround time on the next Gears of War joint is significantly mitigated in comparison to previous entries. Get ready to rock out prequel stylee early next year.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ TRAILER: Full ‘LION KING’ Treatment For Our Horror-Win
Borderlands 2 goes In The Jungle. Wasn’t what you were expecting, but god dammit you’ll fucking love it.
UNREAL ENGINE 4’S FIRST GAME Is…’FORTNITE’ Well Then.
I guess I don’t have to worry about having a rig that can play the first game running Unreal Engine 4. Phew.
