#Video Games
Epic Games CEO Says ‘INFINITY BLADE’ Is More Profitable Than ‘GEARS OF WAR’
This isn’t so much a knock on the sales of Gears of War, which have been as colossal as the entire franchise is one deep Freudian blow job. No, no. Instead it’s a commentary on how fucking profitable a successfull iOS can be.
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Rumor ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ DLC To Revolve Around Rogue Reaper Named Leviathan. Whatevs.
The Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending Edition was pretty fucking disappointing. I didn’t expect much, and that’s exactly what I was given. Now that the ending to one of my favorite franchises has been left indubitably awash in a sea of rotting ass, I’m not so certain I’m excited for any sort of DLC. Yet I’ll buy it. Of course I will.
NINTENDO GAMES All Gone Sexy PIN-UP ART? Check.
I hadn’t heard of artist Keith P Rein before today, but now we’re totally bros. Dude does everyone a solid and transformers Nintendo video game franchises into pin-up artwork. Well met, sir.
‘MEGA MAN’ Anniversary Soundtrack Collection Is E-Tank Extravagance
To celebrate Mega Man’s 25th anniversary, Capcom is unloading a tremendous beast of a soundtrack collection. Ten fat ass discs crammed into an E-Tank can be yours, Mega Man fans. Provided you live in Japan.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ EXTENDED CUT DLC Attempts To Unfuck The Game’s Ending This Tuesday
That whole Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending Edition is dropping this Tuesday. Oh boy. I’m just beginning to let the franchise and its abysmal ending fade into the cursed halls of repression in my psyche, and now they offer this up.
NINTENDO Announces New, Larger 3DS. Called The ‘3DS XL’, It Farts On Early Adopters.
Ah, as if the Nintendo 3DS and its launch didn’t suffer enough strife. There’s a new iteration of the handheld dropping this summer, with a larger screen and uh, 4D capabilities.
I made up one of those.
Microsoft Issues Takedown Notices Over XBOX 720 Document. Validity ++, No?
Microsoft is dropping off takedown notices at the doors of websites hosting that leaked Microsoft Xbox 720 Wowzers document. Nothing screams “validityconfirmed!” like the Corporo-Pigs telling people to take that shit down.
‘THE BINDING OF ISAAC’ Has Sold 700,000; WTB Console Port
Ever since watching Indie Game: The Movie, I’ve become rather certain that I’m in love with Edmund McMillen. The brain behind Super Meat Boy and other titles has announced that The Binding of Isaac has moved 700,000 goddamn copies. Now if I could just play it on XBLA.
The Dude’s High 5s: Top 5 Most Wanted Video Game Sequels
I recently borrowed the Assassin’s Creed series from a friend. As I completed AC2 and moved on to Brotherhood I got to thinking; damn this series has a lot of sequels. So then I started thinking about series that were not as flushed out, or even independent IPs that could use a little more love. So here you have it, if I was overlord of the world, these would be the video game sequels that I would demand be made. (Requirements being that a game using the IP does not exist on the current level of home consoles)
‘OKAMI’ Getting The HD Treatment On PS3. My Chance At Redemption.
I never got into Okami nor its sequel. Don’t think that I have escaped without feeling guilty about it. This Fall, I shall be afforded a chance to fix this mistake.
