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How to Talk Like (Tom Hardy’s) Bane!
In exactly twenty-four hours, I will have begun the odyssey that is The Dark Knight Rises. So what am I going to do for the next twenty-three hours? Well, I’m going employ time-honored geek pastimes – readin’ my favorite Batman tales, talkin’ speculative nonsense with my chums, and drinkin’ Diet Mountain Dew until the point of blindness.
But thanks to Benjamin Santiago, frequent OL passenger and all-around rad dude, I’ll be able to spend the day talkin’ like BANE! Hit the hyperspace jump to watch Mr. Santiago’s tutorial!
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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES’ CO-CREATOR loves the Michael Bay-Flavored Reboot. No one’s perfect.
Just because all of us geeks are shitting ourselves in fear of Michael Bay’s douchebag reboot of the Not Teenage Nor Mutant Ninja Turles doesn’t mean there ain’t anyone sweating it. Take for example the co-creator of the franchise. He’s like, totally in love with the enterprise.
‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’: What do you honestly f**king expect?
The Dark Knight Rises drops tomorrow at midnight, amid an avalanche of geek hype. It’s the sequel to the best superhero movie ever made, a movie that featured a once in a generation performance by Heath Ledger. With that in mind, the movie enters into our pop culture psyche facing unfathomably unrealistic expectations. Insurmountable standards.
SAM CLAFLIN cast as Finnick in ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE’, and I don’t know the guy.
Here’s some more casting news for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, featuring more people I don’t know.
AMANDA PLUMMER joins the cast of ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE’, Tarantino fans nod knowingly.
Amanda Plummer may be best known for work as a fucking crazy lady in Pulp Fiction, but that could change very soon. There ain’t anything like getting cast in an enorme vehicle flick to alter your perception in the public’s eyes.
ANTHONY MACKIE is totally playing FALCON in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’
Captain America’s second cinematic jam didn’t just get an official title, it’s also snagging itself some casting news. Anthony Mackie is in talks to play the mofuckin’ Falcon.
Monday Morning Commute: murder the cubs.
Old hands to the back, newcomers to the front. This here’s an introduction and I want to make sure there ain’t no damn confusion! My name is Rendar Frankenstein and I’m a hack-writer, born-again optimist, and caffeine junkie.
It ain’t a perfect life, but I like it just fine.
The quaint piece of scrap metal I’m currently tryin’ to lodge into your brain is the Monday Morning Commute! I’m goin’ to show you the various bits of entertainment I’ll be pouring milk over and chompin’ on in the hopes of warding off ennui-illness. Then, you hit up the comments section and tell us what you’ll be doin’ for esses and gees.
It’s a big, sweaty, nerd-based version of show’n’tell.
Let’s dance.
Peter Jackson wants to turn ‘THE HOBBIT’ into a TRILOGY. Wait, wut?
Peter Jackson must totally love him some Hobbit. The whacky son of a bitch isn’t content with having split The Hobbit into two flicks. Oh, no, no, no. He wants to turn the son of a bitch into a trilogy. Let that seep deep into your mind-pores.
Edgar Wright Screens ‘ANT-MAN’ Test Footage At Comic-Con. Finally.
Ant-Man! So real it has its own set of test footage. You pumped? Jacked? Pumped and jacked?
Marvel Has Revealed ‘PHASE 2’ MOVIE TITLES: ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ and…’CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’, F**king Yesss.
Marvel has revealed their “Phase 2” titles in the post-Avengers world, and holy fucking shit. They’re going Winter Soldier. Fuck. Yes.
