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‘Broad City’ creators making a movie with Paul Feig

Broad City.

Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson are making a movie. The gnarly fucking Broad City duo writing a movie would be dope unto itself. But throw in Paul Feig and we have ourselves a fucking party.

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‘Captain America: Civil War’ begins production, features Paul Rudd and EVERYONE EVER

CIVILWAHRRR

Well, I knew I wasn’t getting my delightful, small-scale follow-up to The Winter Soldier (relatively speaking) where Steve could hunt down Bucky. But, Jesus fucking Christ. Captain America: Civil War is another Avengers movie in…well, no clothing. It ain’t even hiding it anymore. I am unamused.

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Nintendo is coming to Universal Theme Parks

=UIVERSAL NINTENDER

Well, Universal was already my favorite theme park, courtesy of its Marvel alliance. And now it is like, totally, indubitably, my number one stunner.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ going to be first movie shot entirely in IMAX

INFINITYZ WARRR

Go big, or go home, homie! With the Marvel Cinematic Universe trying to defeat the laws of thermal expansion (escalating stakes cannot continue forever), they are going to need to pull out all the stops for the next Avengers. And it looks like that applies even to how they’re filming it.

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Wachowskis’ ‘Sense8’ Trailer: A Matrix of Minds

First Look: Quentin Tarantino’s ‘The Hateful Eight’

Konami pulls ‘P.T.’ from PlayStation Store, demo cannot be redownloaded

Silent-Hills

This year Konami has been doing a stellar job of generally pissing off whatever sort of devout fans it has left. First it was reported that Hideo Kojima, pretty much the face of the company is leaving/fired. Then they announced they were removing P.T. from the PlayStation Store unless you’d downloaded it previously. Oh, and canceled Silent Hills. Now the company ain’t even going to allow those who had downloaded it prior to removal to redownload it again.

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Lucasfilm: ‘Indiana Jones 5’ totally happening, but when? Uh.

Chris Pratt Indy Guiz

Go figure. Disney intends to make a sequel to one of the very spicy properties they acquired in the Lucasfilm acquisition. Go figure? They have no idea when this sequel is going to happen.

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Finished Oculus Rift hitting shelves first quarter next year

Oculus Rift.

Finally! We know a pseudo-date for when we will be able to buy our Oculus Rifts. Don our haptic bodysuits. And bang one another in a virtual bathrub while the Kool-Aid man urinates delicious drink all over us! Next year!

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Cosplay: Commander Shepard got that Reaper lurkin’