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Steven Spielberg casting Olivia Cooke in ‘Ready Player One’ adaptation
Ever since Steven Spielberg signed on to adapt Ready Player One its development has taken off like a mofuckah. The latest bit of news regarding the adaptation is the casting of Olivia Cooke. I am not familiar with Cooke, but I’m going to go ahead and trust Steven and his Alien-Filled Entourage with the casting choices.
Weekend Open Bar: They Were Promised Freedom; They Received Double-XL Pizza
Oh shit! And a good weekend to you, as well! This is the Weekend Open Bar, the one-stop madness-shop for hanging out on the weekend. That is! If you’re a frequenter of the Space-Ship Omega. That is! If you’ve just wandered by (you poor soul) and found us this weekend. Join us! Join us, all of you. And do what? Great question!
Rumor: ‘The Force Awakens’ getting post-credits scene ala Marvel, teasing ‘Rogue One’
Well. I suppose it makes sense. Star Wars isn’t just returning. No ma’am. No sir. It’s becoming its own cinematic universe. And with a cinematic universe comes continuous movies. And with continuous movies comes teasers. Stingers. Post-credits sequences to keep us nerds’ seminal fluids sloshing about.
Mary Jane Watson joining Bendis’ ‘Invincible Iron Man’ supporting cast
Mary Jane Watson is joining the pages of…Invincible Iron Man? Hey. I don’t know. It could be cool. Marvel certainly seems to be shuffling around the status quo post-Secret Wars, and there’s every chance the new deck (is this metaphor crumbling?) could be dope. What do you think.
Leaked: New look at Oscar Isaac as Apocalypse in ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’

People really did not like their first look at Apocalypse. Calling him Mighty Morphin’ PowerDouche and such. Me? I dug deep into my rotting brain and recalled my dismay at Singer’s Quicksilver when he was revealed. Then I recalled how much I enjoyed him in the actual movie. So I was (and am) willing to not make a judgment on IsaacLypse until the movie itself. But a new picture of Oscapocalypse, and it’s pretty dang good. I must say.
Rumor: Marvel looking at Rebecca Ferguson (‘Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation’) for ‘Captain Marvel’
Man. Rebecca Ferguson was dope af in the dope af Mission Impossible 6: Rogue Squadron. So while she hasn’t been a frontrunner (at least in the Internet Papers) for the role of Captain Marvel, I can definitely get down with this.
‘Preacher’ TV Adaptation Gets Official Poster and Release Month, May, 2016.
This Preacher poster is awesome. I hope the show is equally as awesome. Could it be as awesome? Yes! Could it not be? Yes!











