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Weekend Open Bar: All’s Left Is The Entropic Collapse

you can dance if you want to

Man, I don’t know what’s going on with my country. We’re spinning apart at both ends of the rigged political, we got heat waves, virii, droughts, colossal tornados. Both cheap metaphorical, and literal storms brewing. Man, I don’t know what’s going on with this planet. Same problems, larger scale, fewer solutions. Man, I don’t know what’s going on with this Universe. Fucking Fermi Paradox like “Hey”, fucking Entropy like “Stop Me, Bro!”

What do I know, though? It’s a long weekend. This is the Open Bar. And despite the being up to our knees in calamities on a cosmic, planetary, and national level, I’m still enjoying my life. What can you do, but dance as the Palaces burn (If you’re lucky enough)? What can you do, but share the weekend with your loved ones, friends, family, and hopefully me (If you’re lucky enough)?

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Report: ‘Spider-Man’ Animated Movie will star Miles Morales

Miles Morales.

Holy shit. The Lord and Miller animated Spider-Man movie is going to star my Spider-Man, Miles Morales. Just when I thought I couldn’t get any more hype for a Lord and Miller project! Here we are.

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Tom Hiddleston in “advanced talks” to play James Bond

Tom Hiddleston

Fuck yeah! After watching Night Manager, I am more than concerned than convinced that I would love Loki as my next Bond, James Bond.

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Robert Rodriguez casts ‘Battle Angel Alita’ lead in Rosa Salazar

Rose Salazar.

I don’t know Rosa Salazar. I forgot there was a Battle Angel Alita movie being developed. But here we are!

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‘Star Wars Celebration 2016’ Official Poster: The Force Awakens The Rogue One

‘Star Trek Beyond’ Poster: Kirk, Jaylah, and a lurking Elba

Kirk and Baddie

It’s the poster for a new Star Trek movie. So, naturally, it has Kirk popping a wheelie on a dirt bike. Naturally.

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Maybe: ‘Wolverine 3’ villains have been revealed

Wolverine.

Hark! Thar be spoilers after the jump!

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‘Mirror’s Edge’ has landed a TV series adaptation

mirrorzedge

Any TV series that takes place in any sort of futuristic Dystopia is going to get my attention. Based on a video games or not.

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‘The Force Awakens’ Soundtrack coming to Vinyl; has spinning holograms etched into the records

‘Alien: Covenant’ First Look: Nouveau Ripley Got Nowhere To Run