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‘Castlevania’ Spiritual Successor ‘Bloodstained’ Coming To Nintendo Switch

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Koji Igarashi, the mind behind Castlevania, is bringing his crowd-backed spiritual successor to the Switch! This development comes on the heels of the announce that the Wii U version has been canned.

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‘Death Note’ Live-Action Trailer: Shall We Begin?

Man, I never watched (all, I think I watched like four episodes?) of Death Note. But I’m rather intrigued by this adaptation. I dig the director behind it, and the trailer itself got its hooks in me. Here’s hoping, bro!

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‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ Empire Cover: Neon Nights In The Cosmos

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New cover of Empire features the Galactic Squad in its newest iteration. Neat? Sure! I don’t know. I just really want this fucking movie.

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Next ‘Terminator’ Movie Cancelled, Arnold Schwarzenegger Done With Franchise

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Wait for it. The next Terminator movie has been…Wait. Wait. Wait. Terminated! Fuck, fuck I hate myself. And, should the franchise ever come back, it will be without Schwarzenegger.

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‘Fargo’ Season 3 TV Spot: Meet The New Folks!

Fargo‘s third installment marches ever closer, and as it does my excitement swells ever larger. Here’s a new promo for the (best) show (on TV), which focuses on its new cast of characters.

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‘Space Race’ Is ’10 Cloverfield Lane’ Director Dan Trachtenberg’s Next Movie

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Director Dan Trachtenberg has his next movie lined up, and it’s a big budget mofuckah’ titled Space Race. Little is known about the flick, but I’m down for anything the director is working on.

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‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ Is Releasing A Week Early

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Oh yeah! This year we are getting a second Kingsman movie. And! We are getting it a week earlier.

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Rumor: New ‘Matrix’ Movie Is Morpheus Prequel Starring Michael B. Jordan

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Matrix reboot? Lame as fuck, to me. A Matrix prequel starring Michael B. Jordan as Morpheus? Dope as fuck, to me. Who knows if this is more than a rumor, though.

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Nintendo Doubles Switch Production, While Surprised By Its Sales

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Even Nintendo is shocked at how quickly their ZeldaTablet is selling. The company has announced that it is doubling its production plans for the console, which is impressive for a company that is constantly creating artificial scarcity.

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‘Green Lantern Corps’ May Be Directed By David S. Goyer. Oh, God, Warner Bros.

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David S. Goyer is not good. But he continues to get chances working with the DC movie universe. Probably because, despite not being good, the DCU movies continue to make fuck tons of money.

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