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Brian Michael Bendis has signed an exclusive deal with DC, holy shit. Nothing makes sense anymore
What the fuck? Brian Marvel Bendis is no more. The writer who sort of totally fucking *is* Marvel comics has signed an exclusive deal with DC. Honestly, I’m having a little trouble wrapping my brain around this.
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Monday Morning Commute: Perpetual Fatigue Machine
…and a fucking hearty salutation to everyone! As I predicted last week, it seems that Tuesday Evenings are the new Monday Morning this semester. I’m going to level with you folks, I’m fucking tired these days. My malignant malaise is equal parts Being In The Teeth of the Semester, Chemical Imbalance, and an Ever Increasing Lack of Sunlight.
Why, just mustering up this column begs a good amount out of me.
You know, after a ten hour work day.
You know, after going to the gym.
You know, after unpacking my bags.
You know, after walking the dog.
So on, and so forth.
But, I’m here. Hopefully, you are too. This is Monday Morning Commute. On a Tuesday Evening. Within these walls, I’m going to tell you what’s getting me through the week.
What I’m watching.
What I’m playing.
Et cetera.
I hope you’ll join me in the comments section with your own happenings.
Blizzard bringing their own official “Vanilla” servers to ‘World of Warcraft’
Blizzard is finally giving fans something they’ve wanted, and created for themselves for a while now. That’s right fuckaroos, World of Warcraft is getting its own “Vanilla” servers.
Amazon in talks for a ‘Lord of the Rings’ TV series, in case the franchise wasn’t already paste
I thought Peter Jackson and his nauseating ocular puke jobs masquerading as Hobbit movies had already stretched Tolkien as far as he could go. But, I was wrong! Amazon is taking another stab at extracting every ounce of wonder from the franchise.
KFC Japan is selling bath bombs that smell like fried chicken. We deserve our fates at this point
There’s something always freeing in seeing humanity collectively shrug at progress, and just lean into our collective rot. Like, how else am I supposed to interpret fucking fried chicken scented bath bombs?
Weekend Open Bar: Now serving Cultural Rot-Gut, extra seasoning
It’s the fucking Weekend, dude. It’s fucking Weekend, dude, and not a moment too soon.
This hermetic, extroverted-introvert has been stumbling through this week. Somewhat, nay, totally viewing Friday afternoon as a refuge seemingly never arriving. Last weekend’s Weddings Doubleheader just left me goddamn mentally depleted. Look at all the fucking italics! Look at all the emphasis! Delirious! Drunk off emotional expenditure!
It’s the fucking Weekend, dude. It’s fucking Weekend, dude, and not a moment too soon.
‘World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth’ is the game’s next expansion. Check out the trailer, too
Blizzard has announced the next expansion pack for World of Warcraft. It’s titled Battle for Azeroth, and it’s once again got them Alliance and Horde folks beefing.
‘Spider-Man’ PGW 2017 Teaser Trailer: Now With More Miles Morales, Hell Yeah
Insomniac dropped a new trailer for their Spider-Man game this week. For sure, it features a lot of fucking dope shit. However, ain’t none of it exciting me as much as the heavy sprinkling of Miles Morales.
‘Bond 25’ will not feature Christoph Waltz returning as Blofeld. I can’t imagine people caring either way
Man, Spectre sucked. In fact, it sucked so much that I had completely forgotten that it featured a performance by Christoph Waltz. That, that’s saying something.
‘Twilight Zone’ being rebooted by Jordan Peele! Sick! For CBS All Access. Fuck!
Jordan Peele is rebooting Twilight Zone, and the news should have me rubbing my torqued-donger on all sorts of surfaces. But, there’s a deflating wrinkle. The show is coming to fucking CBS All Access.
