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James McAvoy and Bill Hader in talks for ‘It: Chapter 2’ for whatever that’s worth
Jimmy McAvoy and Billy Hader are in talks to joint the sequel to the exceedingly and mediocre It. I dig both actors, will probably end up seeing this movie, and yet still can’t get excited. That’s just me, though! I hope this news gives your genitals a nice glossy finish.
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‘Broad City’ has been renewed for a fifth and final season, which I get, but I also fucking hate
Man. The classic Comedy Central shows that I love have been slowly dying off. Which, I suppose, is life as a media consumer. Or, life in general. Workaholics, Review, Nathan For You, Kroll Show, and next, Broad City. I get it, though. You don’t want to overstay your welcome, but the absence will be felt.
‘Incredibles 2’ Trailer: It’s Time To Make Some Wrong Things Right!
Oh fuck. I thought that I was apathetic towards a second Incredibles, but here I fucking am. The advertising push has sucked me right in!
‘Deadpool 2’ director officially helming The Rock’s ‘Fast and Furious’ spin-off. I’m fully torqued
David Leitch is officially directing the Fast and Furious spin-off starring The Rock and Jason Statham. While it’s true he wasn’t who I hoped for (rumors had Shane Black in contention), it’s a fantastic consolation prize. Dude has more than proven his action chops across John Wick, Atomic Blonde, and the upcoming Deadpool 2.
‘Donkey Kong’ champion and tremendous villain Billy Mitchell stripped of scores and banned from competition
Man, Billy Mitchell. That name brings me way, way back. We used to talk a lot about the UberDouche back in the day, when Steve Wieber, him, and others were vying for Donkey Kong supremacy. Well, look at this shit. Every time dude was back on top, it was fraudulent as fuck.
‘Atomic Blonde’ sequel in the works, Charlize Theron confirms. Praise the ultra-violent, ultra-violet gods
Man, I dug the fuck out of Atomic Blonde. Furthermore, it appears that a good amount of you filthy omega-scrubs did as well, cause it’s getting a sequel.
‘Final Fantasy XV’ getting four new DLCs in 2019 because they gotta make that gil back, bro
Oh fuck, Square has announced that Noctis and Bros are getting new content in 2019. The content just keeps coming and it seems as though Final Fantasy XV ain’t ever going away, folks! And, why should it? Despite it being approximately 50% of a game, people seem go go apeshit for it! Well, at least a good portion of people, and I even enjoyed that first 50%.
Russo Bros. would be interested in a ‘Secret Wars’ movie after Fox/Disney deal goes through
Man. Russo Bros., I assume you’re just spitballing here. But, don’t fucking play with my heart. I would goddamn love if you dudes chaperoned a Secret Wars adaptation.
‘Grand Theft Auto V’ is the most profitable piece of media ever, and oh also a dope game
Jesus Christ! I knew Grand Theft Auto V was a perpetual money machine, raking in tremendous amounts of money. However, I had no idea it was approaching (and has now claimed the title of) being the most profitable piece of media ever.
