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‘Indiana Jones 5’ is being written by ‘Solo’ writer Jonathan Kasdan. I’m officially more stoked
Well, if Jonny Kasdan proved anything with Solo, it’s that he gets how to write a lovable rake.. So, I’m fucking all-in on him writing Indiana Jones 5.
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Rumor: That ‘Batman’ solo movie is going to be a reboot, still take place in the DCEU
At this point, I’m just eager for any sort of fucking confirmation from Warner Bros. What a fucking stunning company, who can’t seem to launch competent movies for *either* of their two biggest fucking superheroes.
Jeremy Irons is the lead in the ‘Watchmen’ pilot for HBO. Let’s fucking goooooo!
I’m all fucking in on this HBO/Watchmen experiment until given reason to behave otherwise.
‘Better Call Saul’ Season 4 Teaser: Gus Fring is busy doing Gus Fring shit
Gus Fring! Doing Gus Fring shit! This season on Better Call Saul!
After the jump, because we live in a horrible world where companies post fucking trailers on Twitter.
Rumor: ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ is bringing back Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan and I highly fuck with this
I am one of like four people I know who is really sweating Episode IX (Rendar, Bateman, Neo, me?), and I ain’t gonna apologize! The latest rumor has Obi-Wan making an appearance in the flick, and I’m fucking down like a clown for it.
‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ is the official title of the ‘Spidey’ sequel
Last year, Spider-Man: Homecoming kicked off a trilogy of Marvel Studios movies that reinvigorated my love for the universe. Next year, the sequel to said movie is going to kick off the post-Avengers 4 MCU. And, we now know the fucking title! I can’t wait.
Sony planning ‘Silk’ as another ‘Spider-Man’ spin-off movie. Like, bros, launch one successfully first!
I’m down for a Silk movie, if it’s done competently. But, let’s be honest. There’s no real reason to fucking think Sony can launch a successful Spider-Man spin-off movie until proven otherwise.
Weekend Open Bar: the turtles were on to something
Welcome to Weekend Open Bar, my friends!
I’m not dead, not sad, just busy these days my friend! That said, I apologize! How the fucking fuck have you fucking folks been? Me? I feel eerily content. Not euphoric which is rare, not happy which is fleeting, but generally content. I can’t explain it. Or, rather, I suppose I can. Teaching is fantastic, my diet is good, I’m getting a lot of sleep and exercise, and by god, I swear it, yoga fucking works.
Bethesda sues ‘Westworld’ game creators alleging it steals ‘Fallout Shelter’ code. Why not, the show steals everything else!
Real talk! I don’t think Westworld is very good! So, I’m using this moment to take a cheap shot at it. I apologize. This news, though? Bethesda is alleging that the makers of the Westworld game rips-off Fallout Shelter assets.
Space Swoon: Jupiter’s gorgeously chaotic clouds captured by Juno
Juno out there, doing work. Capturing gorgeous images of Jupiter. This time, it’s of the planet’s gorgeously chaotic clouds.
