Everyone knows Rob Liefeld’s classic Captain America image. Even if they don’t know Rob Liefeld, they know. That’s because it’s fucking amazing. Now, Liefeld has shared an image of John Cena in that classic image, responding to rumors that Cena may play Rogers. Granted, the rumor is baseless, but the image is classic.

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Well then! While I didn’t really enjoy Rogue One, I did enjoy Diego Luna’s portrayal of Not Han Solo. Therefore, I’m pretty fucking jazzed at the idea of him starring in his own prequel series.

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I love the Takeshi Kovacs novels. However, I fucking hated the Netflix adaptation of Altered Carbon. Man, I hated it so fucking much. But, hope blooms eternal. ‘Cause they’re developing an anime based off of it, and I got high hopes. Oh, and a Pacific Rim anime is coming too!

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Oh, it’s a wild one! With a good portion of the Space-Ship Omega crew checking in. What do we got going on in here? Playing The Messenger. Brainstorming a new creature for Ridley Scott’s Alien franchise. The butthugger. Which induces death by stimulating the prostate. Ian tells people who like Gladiator to grow up. Other trash. Join us!

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Toot toot goes the fucking Watchmen TV series hype train, or some shit. Cause, I mean. Jeremy Irons as Ozymandias? Fucking perfect.

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So salty! I know! But, whatever. Fuck Final Fantasy XV. Fans of the game, however, are going to be bummed. You see, the company has cancelled all but one of the title’s planned DLC. And, it gets better! The game’s director has left the company.

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What the fuck, dudes? A Breaking Bad movie is entering production this Fall? And, it could star Jesse Pinkman? Well then. Sign me right the fuck up.

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The Deadwood movie is one of those long-rumored, perpetually-in-gestation projects. You know, the kind you talk about forever, but never expect to actually come to fruition. Whelp, maybe it will really be real. No, seriously! Production has started!

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If you follow gaming news to even a slight degree, then you know that Blizzard pulled a trough of shit over its own face this weekend. Indeed, the company ended their Blizzcon keynote by revealing a Diablo mobile game. Since then, just about everyone has kicked them in the cock. However, it may have been a Hell that could have been avoided. You see, reports have it that the company pulled a Diablo 4 announcement. Whoops!

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Hey, fuckers! I’m here! I’m here. I promise, I’m here. Quickly penning a Monday Morning Commute before I have to lay down the facts in front of students in my 2pm class. These facts? That if they don’t pass in their papers, they’ll fail. Self-evident facts, but hey. The mind boggles at how many self-evident facts fail to resonate in the skull-pipes of the average folk.

Anyways, anyways. I’m a bit off topic. This here is Monday Morning Commute. The column that I post every week. Herein, you’ll find the various games, movies, sporting events, and other miscellany that I’m either enjoying or anticipating in order to get me through a given week. In particular, I’m about to list off all the things I’m enjoying, in an effort to forget that fucking fifty-percent of my students didn’t do their fourth paper.

Alas. Alack.

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