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‘Good Omens’ casts Brian Cox as the voice of Death. Sounds good to me!

Straight-up, I haven’t read Good Omens. I know it’s by Pratchett and Gaiman, so it’s good. However, I do know Brian Cox, that talented motherfucker. So, despite not knowing the source, I’m certain this is fantastic news.
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‘Game of Thrones’ Season 8 Trailer: Teasing the Battle to End All Battles!
Pretty much all of Games of Thrones‘ season 8 promotional cycled has centered on the OMFG BIGGEST BATTLE EVER. Why would the trailer be any different?
‘Midsommar’ Trailer: A new horror movie from the dude who fucked you up with ‘Hereditary’
After Hereditary, I’m ready to follow Ari Aster wherever the fuck he goes.
‘The Witcher 3’ director has joined ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ as design director. Is this good?

I don’t know, I’m fucking worried about Cyberpunk 2077. Maybe I shouldn’t be. But, it’s been in development forever, and we don’t know shit. So, is the Witcher 3 director joining just adding dope talent? Or, is it a sign of troubled waters? Someone help me interpret this.
Monday Morning Commute: Higher. Further. Faster.

Hey, fellow crew mates of the Space-Ship Omega! How the fuck are you? I know it’s been a minute since I punched out a Monday Morning Commute, but what do you want? I’ve been busy! I got mental health issues! It’s cold, and snowy, and miserable, and I just want to lay under my anxiety blanket until the worm turns on this shit-ass season.
But, this week I’ve pushed through!
Ripping opening the door to the Space-Ship’s common room and hollerin’ for ya’ll to join me in it! Come hang out, and let me know what you’re looking forward to this week! As well, inform me of the various tunes, toons, tits, and other sundries you’re currently enjoying!
Not sure how this works? Eh, I don’t believe you! However, like any good spinner of pedagogy, I’ll model the exercise first! Then, you join me in the comments.
China is launching its own Mars probe next year. Fuck yes, all of us, get to the Red Planet!

China is launching its own Mars probe next year folks, and I’m torqued. I don’t give a single fuck what nation gets our asses locked into the Red Planet. Rather, I just want us to get there.
‘Shazam!’ Trailer: Say The Name!
Aiight! I was worried about Shazam!, given how fucking long it took for the second trailer to drop. But, I’m at least temporarily assuaged. This shit looks wonderful.
‘Edge of Tomorrow’ sequel is finally happening. Seriously, it’s happening this time.

Edge of Tomorrow fucking rules, folks. And, there’s been murmurings about a sequel for a while now. Whelp, good news. It’s happening! No, fucking seriously!
Guillermo del Toro writing and directing secret movie ‘Zanbato’ for Bad Robot. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!

Yo! Del Toro writing and directing a secret movie? About a female ninja? (Maybe.) For Bad Robot? I’m seventy shades of fucking hype.




