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‘Mr. Robot’ creator jokes that final season is “one very long Christmas special” and I’m down for this!
Sam Esmail! Got jokes! Apparently, Mr. Robot‘s final season takes place across one week in Christmas of 2015. This has lead the dude to proclaim it a “Christmas special” while I proclaim that I just need this shit. Now.
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‘Fast & Furious 9’ adds John Cena to its cast. May this franchise never, ever end.
I legitimately love the bro-eroticism, fantastic action, and oily body of the Furious franchise so, so much. And while I’ve been particularly focused on mashing my knob to the Rock’s spin-off movie, this F9 news also rules.
‘Avengers: Endgame’ is breaking pretty much every fucking box office record. Already made $1.2 billion worldwide. G’damn!
Avengers: Endgame is breaking like, all the fucking box office records. All of them. It’s already made $1.2 billion dollars worldwide.
‘Bond 25’ cast has finally been revealed. It includes Rami Malek and Ana De Armas, so I’m fucking stoked
One of the most rewarding parts of recently binging the Bond series is realizing how bad Bond movies have been, forever. So, I don’t really feed bad about enjoying a couple of Daniel Craig’s installments. That said, I’m ready for him to pass the mantle, and it seems he’s going to be passing it in style. I mean, the movie is fucking directed by Cary Fukunaga, and the cast is stacked. One last ride! Until, uh, the next ride, with a new Bond.
Keanu Reeves has joined ‘Hobbs & Shaw’ somehow making this movie even more perfect
Keanu Reeves has joined the cast of Hobbs & Shaw, and will apparently be playing the villain orchestrating shit. Not only has Reeves joined the cast, but he’s reunited with director Leitch. The two worked together on the original John Wick. I’m really hoping it’s a post-credits scene that sets up Reeves as the baddie of a second flick.
Mars got some gnarly landslides at volcanic plains called the Cerberus Fossae. This entire headline fucking rules!
Mars! Got itself some fucking volcanic plains! And some fucking landslides! Man, I’m down for all of this.
Hubble confirms the Universe is expanding faster and faster. To the Heat Death, friends!
Well, the Universe is expanding faster than we thought. Proving, once again, we have a specious grasp on reality at best.
Japanese professor was busted for teaching students how to make Molly. Finally, applicable skills from a classroom
A Japanese professor went straight-up Breaking Bad, teaching his students how to make Molly.
Nintendo dropping a cheaper Switch model by end of June. Just when you thought it couldn’t have any less power!
While I’m steadfastly waiting for a Nintendo Switch which can actually play Breath of the Wild in 480p (lol), the company is rolling out a cheaper, less impressive model. K.
China says it will have a Moon base in ten fucking years. Game on, other nations!
China ain’t fucking around with the Moon, friends. They’re angling to get their asses established up there as soon as possible. What does this mean? Hopefully, it’ll light a fire under everyone else.
