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Square Enix is gonna reveal its ‘Avengers’ game at E3. About g’damn time, right?

Man! Is it possible, could it be possible, that a good Avengers game is coming? We will have our first moment to assess at this year’s E3. Me, how am I feeling about it? Pretty optimistic, since its the Tomb Raider team leading the development.
Monday Morning Commute: Have fun, eat sweets, try to walk and exercise!

Holy shit, I’m alive! I’m a-l-i-v-e! I promise, I’m alive. This definitely isn’t a re-constituted Digi-ian communicating to you from beyond the Physical Realm. I promise. Anyways, how the fuck are you? Me? I’m doing okay. I’m not, praise the Elder Gods, tutoring this summer.
What does that mean? It means that I have some time to convalesce, ingest media, and eat too much before my summer class(es).
So, in the spirit of Corpulent Media Consumption, here’s what I’m absorbing into my totally-not-a-digital-construct of a brain this week. I hope you’ll join me in the comments section!
This is Monday Morning Commute!
Omega Plays: Dead Cells – Part Something – Alongside our ‘Dead Cells’ master of a friend!
We returned to what’s hopefully “regular” streaming this week with a guest in tow, our friend Tommy. He’s been playing and mastering Dead Cells the last few months, as we’ve been playing Dead Cells and talking about 80s movies and boners. So, he was able to show us pretty much how to properly play the game. We’re talking synergy and stats and shit.
Mars has massive amount of water frozen beneath its North Pole. Can we go there, yet? Please?

I say g’damn! Scientists have identified a massive amount of fucking water frozen beneath the Martian North Pole. How much, you ask? Well if it were to melt, it would submerge the entire planet.
Hideo Kojima teases ‘Death Stranding’ news coming on May 29. I still don’t believe this game is real.

Hideo Kojima has teased that there’s news about his “game” Death Stranding dropping May 29. Yeah, okay. Sure, dude. I’ll believe this shit is more than a collection of vanity vignettes with Kojima’s friends when we see actual gameplay. So, maybe tomorrow?
Jupiter’s Great Red Spot is “unraveling” cause nothing golden can stay, my dudes

Jupiter’s Great Red Spot? That motherfucking storm on the planet that’s bigger than Earth? Yeah, it’s currently unraveling.
‘Dead Cells’ has sold over 2 million fucking copies, as it should, because it’s amazing!

Bateman and I have been playing Dead Cells for about, three months? Given, we play it once (or twice) a week, but still. Despite having beaten it multiple times, it’s just…just so fucking good. Therefore, I’m fucking torqued it’s a success. Well done, everyone.
Every Xbox One game will be playable on Microsoft’s streaming service, Project xCloud. Game streaming war is heating the fuck up!

Microsoft is going heavy into the game streaming service. We’ve known that for a bit. But, how deep? Apparently the company is going to be offering every single fucking XB1 title on it. I guess this isn’t surprising, right? Still though, kind of goddamn impressive.
Streaming tonight! Special night! Special time! Special guest!

Yo! So, we’re streaming tonight at a special time because of the big wrasslin’ event on Saturday! As well, we got a special guest. A good friend of ours who is an absolute destroyer of Dead Cells!
Join us! twitch.com/omegalevel!
Taika Waiti’s ‘Akira’ adaptation is dropping May, 2021. Holy shit, it’s happening, and I’m torqued

Taika Waititi is making Akira, folks. It was rumored, and now it’s confirmed with a release date. Anyone else? I’d be somewhere between skeptical and apathetic. But, Taika? Hell yes.



