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Nintendo Switch has sold 36.87 million fucking consoles, which keeps pace with PS4’s lifetime sales. I say goddamn!
The Nintendo Switch is an successful motherfucker. Yes, we knew that. But, how fucking successful? It’s lifetime sales pace is keeping up with the PlayStation 4, which has been an absurdly popular console.
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‘The Lighthouse’ Trailer: The director of ‘The Witch’ brings his haunting touch to a remote island (in my homeland)!
Man, I’m ready for anything from the director of The Witch. But, a hauntingly atmospheric movie shot at the lighthouse I visited countless times as a kid? In my motherland of Nova Scotia? Doubly stoked.
Two ‘Mad Max’ sequels and a ‘Furiosa’ movie still being developed, according to Miller himself
After Fury Road, part of me really wants more fucking Mad Max. The other part of me? Extremely skeptical that Miller can bottle such strong magic again. How about you?
‘The Expanse’ Season 5 ordered by Amazon, who better see this shit through now
Amazon has already renewed The Expanse for a fifth season. And, now that the company has saved the show, I have a simple demand. See the series through until the end. Like, don’t save it to nix it mid-story yet again. If this news is any indication? It’s looking good that my demand is met.
Monday Morning Commute: Once Upon A Time In Omega Level
Greetings, fellow travelers upon the Space-Ship Omega! It’s I, your depraved and debauched captain. Walking around, wearing only boxer briefs and a compromised smile! How are you? Me? I’m doing decent enough. Pausing for a moment, taking a good goddamn breath. It’s hard to believe July is almost over. But, it’s also not that hard. My word, what a fucking busy month. Went to a funeral, taught two classes, went to Denver, ate too much. However, I’m done! Done teaching, at least until September.
Thus, I’m stoked to spend this time reconnecting with you all. Here on the blog! Hopefully this weekend, on Twitch!
What are you up to this week? Playing anything? Watching anything? What measures are you taking to stay cool, as the Earth melts and hope evaporates? I wanna know!
I’ll go first.
‘Blade Runner’ star Rutger Hauer has passed away at the age of 75. Major bummer.
Rutger Hauer, most prominently known for his role as Roy Batty in Blade Runner, has passed away. I want to say his moments won’t be lost like tears in the rain, but. They shall. And that’s okay. Rest now, my friend.
Janelle Monáe starring in ‘Homecoming’ season 2, but what about Esmail directing again, yo, what about him?!
I’m stoked that Janelle Monáe is going to be starring in Homecoming‘s season 2. However, any word on Sam Esmail? Dude directed the entire first season, and absolutely crushed it.
‘Avengers: Endgame’ becomes highest-grossing movie of all time as Disney defeats Disney to stick it to Disney
I am deeply disturbed by how many fucking nerds cared about one enormous popcorn flick overtaking another enormous popcorn flick for highest grossing movie of all time. Especially since they’re both owned by one enormous corporation.
NASA’s exoplanet hunting TESS telescope captures mysterious supernova, going above and beyond its job
NASA’s TESS has spotted a mysterious supernova, friends! Said supernova left behind hydrogen, which, apparently, ain’t supposed to be found in a white dwarf.
