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Monday Morning Commute: Behold The Glow-Up!
I’m off until September, but am I really up to something these days? I don’t know the answer, but I also don’t know if it matters. You know? Been padding my time with some sleeping. Some gaming. Watching movies. Doing work! Oh yard work. Cutting down shrubs, mowing the lawn, weeding. And, if I’m being honest? I enjoy it. A mixture of zen-like moments, and tangible progress. Anyways, this here is a tardy edition of Monday Morning Commute. The wank-off session where we all share what we’re up to across a given week.
The wank-off? Figurative. But, go ahead and be literal with it if you want.
I ain’t judging.
Anyhoo! Anyways! I’ll go first.
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‘Event Horizon’ being turned into Amazon series courtesy of ‘The Guest’ director Adam Wingard. I fuck with this, friends
Event Horizon straight fucked-up my adolescent brain back in the day. Now that I’m an “adult”, am I ready to have my brain fucked-up again by a TV series based on the movie? Yup!
‘Venom 2’ is going to be directed by Andy Serkins and hey whatever it can’t be worse than the first, right?
Venom was fucking bad, dude. Like, way bad. But at the same time? It was oddly entertaining. The sort of B-Movie I can fuck with heavily. Which means I was going to see the sequel anyways, but hey! Adding Andy Serkis as the director can’t hurt. It can’t possibly hurt.
‘Atlanta’ Seasons 3 and 4 are shooting back-to-back in Spring 2020. I am not worthy, but I accept this fucking rad offering!
Well, fuck! This is some awesome news. Not only has Atlanta been renewed for a fourth season, but seasons 3 and 4 will shoot back-to-back next Spring.
Japan is offering $1 billion research grant for human augmentation and cyborg technology. The middle finger to mortality, comrades!
Japan is offering some serious cheese for human augmentation and cyborg research. Pretty awesome, no? Also, pretty bold of them that there’s a future for the planet that’s worth existing on, no?
‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ sales hit 25 million, which is both insane, and nothing compared to the sales pace of ‘Grand Theft Auto V’
Red Dead Redemption 2 has sold 25 million copies. Pretty sweet! As well, it has sold 1 million since May. Also, pretty sweet! But, man. When you compare it to GTA V sales? Drops in a bucket. Which is more of a monument to the latter, than a condemnation of the former.
Watch: Keanu Reeves deepfaked onto ‘Sesame Street’ is the hauntingly beautiful way to start the week
Keanu Reeves deepfaked onto Sesame Street. It’s equal parts horrifying and endearing.
Astronomers have discovered new kind of pulsating star that changes brightness every five minutes. What is it trying to say?!
Astronomers have a “new kind” of “pulsating star” that “changes brightness” every five minutes. Yo, you can’t fool me! Something is communicating to us from the Beyond! I’m just fucking around, but this is dope.
Report: ‘The Batman’ eyeing ‘BlacKkKlansman’ star John David Washington for key role. This is 100% fucking gnarly, dudes
John David Washington in The Batman? Sign me the fuck up. Dude was fantastic in BlacKkKlansman, and it seems like his star is deservedly on the rise.
Streaming tonight! Finally! Swear to the Elder Gods! 10pm!
We’re back! Promise. No Bateman in Madrid. No Bateman ditching me! Neither of us in Denver! Seriously, join us! Playing Katana Zero, talking the usual mixture of pop culture and poor taste. Grab a cold one, kick back, and enjoy the madness.
