Cyborg is going to appear in ‘The Flash’ movie. Could be Dope!


Get it? I’m just calling everything about The Flash movie Dope, because it’s got the same director and actress. So shitty puns, man. Shitty puns straight everywhere. Seriously though. Cyborg is in the movie. Cool? Not cool? I don’t know, but I remain optimistic about the film.

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DC’s ‘Shazam!’ movie is set in the DC Film Universe. Yeah, no crap?

the rock goes shazam

Apparently it’s news that The Rock’s Shazam! movie is going to be set in the DC Film Universe. I mean, was there speculation that it wasn’t going to be? I don’t know. It’s Friday afternoon, slow news day, here have this morsel of #nonnews, folks.

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Report: ‘Man of Steel’ Sequel officially enters development

Man of SteelMan of Steel is getting a sequel. At this point, why the fuck not? It’s the least worst out of the three shitty, shitty entries into the DC Extended Universe. I mean, it’s still shitty. But least. And Geoff Johns is now DC Entertainment President and has spoken about the Man of Steel needing to be a colorful, inspiring figure. So let’s green light the movie! Worst Case Ontario? It sucks like the rest of them

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‘Wonder Woman’ Official Poster: Power, Grace, Wisdom, Wonder, Color!

‘Wonder Woman’ movie co-written by Geoff Johns; based on Zack Snyder story. Oh (dear).

Wonder Woman.

Geoff Johns co-wrote the Wonder Woman movie. I do not like Johns. But anything is up from Batman v Superman, right? Oh wait, Zack Snyder is responsible for the story? Geoff Johns. And Zack Snyder. With Allan Heinberg co-writing? I don’t know, man. I don’t know.

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Warner Bros. reportedly wants Justin Lin to direct ‘Akira’ adaptation


Akira is the adaptation that will simply never die. Warner Bros. simply won’t let it! Now the company is eyeballing Justin Lin (Star Trek BeyondFurious Franchise) to shepherd the anime into Hollywood live action.

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Nicolas Winding Refn wants to make a ‘Batgirl’ movie; can you imagine?


Nicolas Winding Refn. Batgirl. Movie? I can’t even fucking imagine it.

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‘Justice League’ Official Logo and Plot Details! For You Three Who Are Optimistic!

Justice League

Here’s some Justice League details. I swear it, I swear it unless this movie gets good reviews I’m going to take a stand and only see it once. Only once! Get it? A, uh, lame joke, cause it was sounding like I was actually going to skip it, but I’m worthless.

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Jesse Eisenberg confirms Lex Luthor is in ‘Justice League: Part One’

Lex Luthor.

Shitty Jesse Eisenberg has confirmed his shitty rendition of Lex Luthor is going to be in the shitty Justice League: Part One.

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‘Wonder Woman’ is first $100 Million movie to be directed by a woman

Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman is a milestone movie, as it marks the first flick of any kind to run $100 million and have a female director.

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