#February2018

Warner Bros. wants Michael Bay to direct the ‘Lobo’ movie and this is perfect

michael bay lobo movie

Maybe it’s the longer days contributing some solar-powered optimism, maybe it’s my latent love for portions of Michael Bay’s oeuvre. But, I’m down for the dude directing a Lobo movie. Both of them are a monument to excessivism and mindless violence. Both of them are meat-head dumb asses. And together? They may damn well be unstoppable.

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Warner Bros. names new Head of DC Films. New meat for the grinder, folks

warner bros names new dc films head

There’s yet another head of DC Films, my dudes. It’s the same guy who oversaw the production of hits It and The Conjuring, whatever the fuck that means to you. But. Hey dude, welcome aboard. You really can’t do any worse than your predecessors.

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Report: Warner Bros. Is “Very Happy” With ‘The Batman’ Script

warner bros the batman script very happy

Ah! As the world turns for The Batman, and everything surrounding it. The latest report? Warner Bros. is “very happy” with the script. But, I mean, what are they going to say-leak? They fucking hate it, and they’re despairing?

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Cyborg is going to appear in ‘The Flash’ movie. Could be Dope!

cyborg

Get it? I’m just calling everything about The Flash movie Dope, because it’s got the same director and actress. So shitty puns, man. Shitty puns straight everywhere. Seriously though. Cyborg is in the movie. Cool? Not cool? I don’t know, but I remain optimistic about the film.

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DC’s ‘Shazam!’ movie is set in the DC Film Universe. Yeah, no crap?

the rock goes shazam

Apparently it’s news that The Rock’s Shazam! movie is going to be set in the DC Film Universe. I mean, was there speculation that it wasn’t going to be? I don’t know. It’s Friday afternoon, slow news day, here have this morsel of #nonnews, folks.

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Report: ‘Man of Steel’ Sequel officially enters development

Man of SteelMan of Steel is getting a sequel. At this point, why the fuck not? It’s the least worst out of the three shitty, shitty entries into the DC Extended Universe. I mean, it’s still shitty. But least. And Geoff Johns is now DC Entertainment President and has spoken about the Man of Steel needing to be a colorful, inspiring figure. So let’s green light the movie! Worst Case Ontario? It sucks like the rest of them

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‘Wonder Woman’ Official Poster: Power, Grace, Wisdom, Wonder, Color!

‘Wonder Woman’ movie co-written by Geoff Johns; based on Zack Snyder story. Oh (dear).

Wonder Woman.

Geoff Johns co-wrote the Wonder Woman movie. I do not like Johns. But anything is up from Batman v Superman, right? Oh wait, Zack Snyder is responsible for the story? Geoff Johns. And Zack Snyder. With Allan Heinberg co-writing? I don’t know, man. I don’t know.

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Warner Bros. reportedly wants Justin Lin to direct ‘Akira’ adaptation

AKIRA

Akira is the adaptation that will simply never die. Warner Bros. simply won’t let it! Now the company is eyeballing Justin Lin (Star Trek BeyondFurious Franchise) to shepherd the anime into Hollywood live action.

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Nicolas Winding Refn wants to make a ‘Batgirl’ movie; can you imagine?

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Nicolas Winding Refn. Batgirl. Movie? I can’t even fucking imagine it.

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