#March2017

Last ‘Game of Thrones’ Season Will Be Only Six Episodes

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Game of Thrones‘ eighth season will be its last. It’ll also be its shortest, by a considerable margin.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Season 7 Premieres July 16

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Game of Thrones, America’s favorite ruthlessly mediocre, incessantly nihilistic, gorgeously produced show has a return date. The seventh season arrives July 16. I’ll catch-up by then, if only to complain about the show and the extravagant and unwarranted praise it receives.

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Marvel’s ‘Inhumans’ Series Casts Ramsay Snow In A Lead Role

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The biggest baddest villain from Game of Thrones has been cast in a key role in Marvel’s Inhumans TV series.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Prequel Still In Development At HBO

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That Game of Thrones Prequel series that has been bandied about for a couple of years is still in development, according to HBO.

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Angela Lansbury in talks to join ‘Game of Thrones’; No, seriously.

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Angela Lansbury seems like a totally *natural* fit for, uh, Game of Thrones. Right?

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‘Game of Thrones’ composer is handling ‘Gears of War 4’ score

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Some epic as fuck music is coming to the epic bro-fuck as fuck Gears of War 4.

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Confirmed: ‘Game of Thrones’ ending after Season 8. Spin-Offs Possible

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Game of Thrones has an end date, folks. Season 8. To me, this is a good thing. There is an end identified, the writers know how many seasons they have, how many episodes they have, and can begin steering the big nihilistic bastard towards its finish line.

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‘Game of Thrones’ returning Summer 2017 with Seven Episodes

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Abridged Winter is coming, folks. As Game of Thrones winds down its blood-filled existence with two final seasons, it appears confirmed that they’ll both be shorter than the previous ones.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Seventh Season Delayed Due To (Lack Of) Snow

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I’m currently catching up on Game of Thrones, after parting ways with the show during its fourth season. I was fairly confident I was going to finish watching all the missed episodes in time for the seventh season’s premiere. But now, I’m like, really confident.

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Tuesday Evening Commute: The Rolling Tide of Honeyed Ennui

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Salutations, comrades. This is Monday Morning Commute by way of Tuesday Late Evening. Greetings, friends. I apologize for the tardiness, I’m just. I don’t know. Busy? Tired? Tired and Busy? Busy and Tired? Sure, sure. But if I’m being doubly honest, and let’s admit that I’ve written for nearly seven years an embarrassing amount of personal information, I’ve been a bit maudlin about OL.

Pillaging the archives makes me yearn for the days of commenters gone by, of days that were grad school, filled with too much caffeine, and a head full of ideas. I miss the folks who have drifted, I miss my own initiative.

What can you do?

Sally forth, I suppose. But it’s tinged with nostalgia when I know some of the old folk ain’t gonna comment.

What can you do?

Sally forth, I suppose. But it’s tinged with melancholy when I’m penning this shortly after grading papers for three hours, and shortly before I must slumber.

What can you do?

Sally forth, I suppose.

I’m still here, dammit.

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