I’m behind on Game of Thrones. But I intend to catch-up before the season starts. So I didn’t really watch this entire trailer, weary of it ruining things for yours truly. What I did watch, though, was about as rote as fucking usual. People murmuring proclamations of power and shit, while some moody music played over the visuals.
Game of Thrones is hitting the big screen. LIKE THE WAY BIG SCREEN, MAN. SURF THE MAX PIXELS. Cause uh, it’s going to be rocking the IMAX this fucking January. The show will make the splash with the last two episodes of the previous season, and an exclusive look at season five.
A foreboding monologue can only mean one thing: Game of Thrones teaser. So of course its video game gets a teaser trailer featuring the familiar trope.
It’s been a race between Telltale’s Game of Thrones and Borderlands series to see which title would be responsible for me finally playing one of their games. It appears that the Iron Throne shall claim the victory, shortly.
You’ve been put on notice, Danny Dorito.
Vlad Rodriguez with timely and gorgeous print. I ain’t going to fight for you, Tyrion. But I’ll slather this poster among the dung-hall of Westeros. Which is what I call my bathroom. Dig it? Buy the print right here.
Great news, Amazon Prime customers! (Hi!). Well, except for those Amazon Prime customers who have HBO (Hi!). The Prime Service has signed a deal with the Home Box Office to bring a litany of shows to their streaming service. The only caveat? Some select fucking shows aren’t offered. Like you know. Thrones. And True Detective. #SMH as they say.
Game of Thrones, or as we call it around the office White People Fucking Their Siblings On Dragons w/Politics, has been renewed for a fifth and sixth season. This shouldn’t be surprising, as the show has slowly begun to consume our pop culture psyche at something like Breaking Badian levels.
Showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss are hanging around the Game of Thrones set for at least two more seasons. Which is fucking fantastic, since I have as much faith in George R.R. Martin finishing the novels, and other people being stewards of the show as I do in my proofreading. The minds behind the entirety of GoT up to this point ain’t going nowhere as of yet. And if the Gods are Good, the two brilliant fucks will see this son of a bitch all the way through.