Weekend Open Bar: The Horizon Smelled Like Pleasant Lies

weekend open bar the horizon smelled like pleasant lies

Man. If you only knew how much time I burned through looking for a header image for this post. If you only knew how much time I burned through trying to come up with a title for this post. But here I am, folks. Opening up the Weekend Open Bar for one and all.

Now. I’m covered in sweat, lowered in the couch, delayed in showering before this evening’s activities.

Later. I’ll be covering myself in crumbs, lowering myself in the couch, consuming media with Bateman.

You. What are you doing tonight? Saturday? This weekend? What are you playing? Eating? Watching? Reading? Contemplating?

Somehow. It’s time for yet another Weekend Open Bar.

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Desktop Thursdays: autumn arrives on austere winds

autumn arrives on austere winds

It’s finally kind of, sort of, autumn here in the Northeastern arm of the Empire. The wind has gotten crispy, the leaves have gotten crispy, the heaters have gotten crispy. I’m excited! Stoked, even. I must, however, I must not glance at the weather for the upcoming week. For I shall see, I know I shall see, yet another spike in the temperature.

I’m tired of sweating, dudes. I’m tired of my balls smelling like a Dagobah swamp, dudes. Ready for the death of it all, ready to pray to the Ones That Don’t Exist that I get to witness the rebirth of it all.

But that’s neither here nor there. Or, wait, is it actually both Here and There?

Anyways, anyways, blah blah blah. This is Desktop Thursdays. A look into the life of yours truly, GarbageLord and Steward of the Space-Ship Omega. I hope you’ll share your own life in the comments section.

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‘The New Mutants’ Trailer: All Of You (Muties) Are Dangerous

Man, I actually really enjoyed this trailer for The New Mutants. I’m not saying it is fantastic or anything (look at how defensive I’m being), but an X-Men movie gone teen horror appeals to me.

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‘Stranger Things’ Season 2 Final Trailer: These are not nightmares

Stranger Things has gotten a final trailer for its second season. I’m, I’m not watching it. I’m already in, bought in, totally in, in in.

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‘Fortnite: Battle Royale’ has 10 million players a mere two damn weeks after launch

fortnite battle royale 10 million players

The makers of PUBG may have accused Fornite of being a shameless rip-off of their title. Not only that, but they’ve threatened various vague legal actions. Yet despite all of this tomfoolery, the title is bringing in an incredible amount of players. These two titles, they got themselves a slugfest on their hands.

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‘Aquaman’ First Look Teaser: Hey Look, Some New ‘Justice League’ Footage

Did you know it was “Aquaman Week”, as declared by Warner Brothers? Yeah, I didn’t either. But so it is, and so here we are. Anyways, whatever the fuck, whoeveer the fuck cares, here’s an Aquaman “first look” with some new Justice League footage. I guess.

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The creators of ‘Titanfall’ and Oculus have teamed-up for a super secret VR game I won’t care about

respawn titanfall oculus vr game

You know in Mean Girls when that one character is upbraiding the other character (imdb.com, search, Mean Girls, naw, too much effort) about attempting to make “Fetch” happen? Yeah, that is sort of my attitude towards VR gaming. Can we just stop trying to make people care? No? It’s going to happen anyways? Gotcha. Then, uh, okay. Hey! Neat! Respawn is teaming-up with Oculus to make a VR game!

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‘Stranger Things’ Season 2 Teaser Trailer: Count To 13, Specifically to Friday the 13th

stranger things season 2 trailer friday the 13

Netflix has released a teaser Stranger Things season 2’s final trailer. Which drops tomorrow. You know, Friday the 13th. What fucking absurd, ridiculous things we type in this modern age of pop-culture news, right?

After the jump, because, you know, damn Twitter video.

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Apple is bringing back Steven Spielberg’s ‘Amazing Stories’ because nothing ever ends

apple steven spielberg amazing stories

Apparently noted obvious alien and member of the Illuminati Steven Spielberg had a series in the 1980s titled Amazing Stories. This series is being resurrected by The Alien, Bryan Fuller, and Apple. I don’t really have anything else to offer about this development. Cool? Feels significant, but I also don’t give a fuck.

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‘Bill and Ted Face The Music’ is the ‘Bill and Ted 3’ official title. Most gnarly~

bill and ted 3 bill and ted face the music

I’m here for Bill and Ted 3, my dudes. Especially given my particular love for Keanu Reeves as of late, piggybacking off of my obsession with the John Wick movies. Worst case scenario? The movie sucks. Who cares at this point? Best case? More Bill and Ted awesomeness.

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