‘Mighty No. 9′ releasing June 21, 2016

mighty no. 9

Mighty No. 9 is coming out. Like, relatively soon. It’s too good to be true.

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‘Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare’ Trailer: Jingoism Space Oddity

As always, I will buy this.

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Karl Urban: ‘Dredd’ Sequel conversation happening with Netflix


Can you survive this sweet temptation of Hope? Can you? I’m so fucking jaded that I don’t believe we will ever see a Dredd sequel. Be it a movie, or a streaming series. But man. Just imagine.

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Palahniuk’s ‘Snuff’ becoming TV series

chuck palahniuk

Chuck’s book about a woman trying to break the gangbang record (and die from it, I think? I haven’t read it in so long) is coming to TV. Uh. Somehow.

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Rumor: Taylor Swift has cameo in ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ as Dazzler


Taylor Swift may make the impossible, possible. If she has a cameo as Dazzler in X-Men: Apocalypse, she will have condemned one of the raddest characters. I mean, it’s just a cameo. I mean, I’m exaggerating a bit. I mean, I’ll probably enjoy it. But fuck, fuck none the less.

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‘Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare’ Teaser: We Will Bury You In Darkness

Weekend Open Bar: The Technicolor Media Vomitorium of The Future-Present

the techicolor media vomit-tron

It’s the Weekend Open Bar! Brought to you on Saturday! Sponsored by extra caloric consumption, really nice weather here on the Northeastern arm of the Empire, and sleeping today until 11:30! How are you doing? Let’s be brief. This is the Weekly Column where we all spend the next couple of Free Days (theoretically you’re free, but realistically you may be like one of many people working) hanging out. Sharing what we’re up to.


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Director Dan Trachtenberg (’10 Cloverfield Lane’) joins ‘Black Mirror’ Season 3

Dan Trachtenberg.

10 Cloverfield Lane was a fun installment in the Cloverfield Universe. It actually felt more more like an installment in some anthology series more than a full-blown movie (whatever the fuck that means, Ian), and so him joining Black Mirror‘s third season is pretty great.

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‘The Flash’ director leaves over “creative differences”; ‘Aquaman’ director unhappy

justice league

What happens when your cinematic universe is led by a Meat Head Fuccboi? You begin discouraging talent, and even losing some. Oh, DCU. What a fucking mess.

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Rian Johnson shares ‘Episode VIII’ set photos; give me this movie


Episode VIII

Fuck, this movie is too far away.

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