OmegaPlays: Sonic Mania #2 – The Great Dickhatch Controversy of 2018

Bateman and I continue our argument from last weekend about the best way to pull one’s dick out of their underwear. Uh. As well, he mentions that he definitely stole his sister’s Barbie dolls for, uh, adolescent exploration. In chat, my wife chimes in that she did the same sort of exploration with hers. It’s a glorious fucking shit show. We also discuss Deadpool 2, the recent F451 adaptation, and more.

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Monday Morning Commute: I’m Trying My Best

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I’m like, really bad at relaxing. Really, really bad. So bad that despite the fact that I’m supposed to have this week off from work, I still went in yesterday. Better yet, I ended up tutoring, too! It’s just, just difficult for me to wind down from teaching a class (or four) and tutoring thirty hours a week, and segue into not burning out glorious upon the Fury Road. I mean, today, my wife had to talk me out of going to the gym before I go to spin class tonight. I’m trying! I’m trying my goddamn best. I mean, I gave up on two trips to the gym today! That’s gotta…that’s gotta be progress, I think?

But, I’m here now! Connecting with you, my fellow trash-blesssed folk aboard the Space-Ship Omega! Inviting you to join me here in Monday Morning Commute! I got, I got a serious fucking caffeine buzz going, and I’m about to enumerate the various bullshit I’m excited about this week. The happenings that are happening that will happen to help me to enjoy this week off from work.

Then! If the Eldritch Ones hear my prayer, you’ll share your own weekly musings in the comments section.

Shazam!

Excelsior!

Et cetera!

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‘The Expanse’ is going to be resurrected by Amazon. Bless the Sci-Fi Gods!

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The Expanse, a show far too good for most viewers, and the fucking channel Syfy, was killed. Now, this glorious show is (probably) being given a new chance on Amazon. Here’s hoping it’s treated better its second time around.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ casts Halle Berry *and* Anjelica Houston and this is so fucking good

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Halle Berry and Anjelica Houston have joined the cast of John Wick: Chapter 3. This is not only is this good news for fans of the franchise, but also for Berry and Houston too.  Now, both actresses now can claim to have starred in the final film in the greatest trilogy of all time.

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Jake Gyllenhaal joins ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ sequel as Mysterio

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Well, Jake Gyllenhaal has finally joined the Comic Book Movie game. Not to play Batman, as was rumored last year. Nope, unfortunately. Instead, the dude is going to be playing Mysterio in the Spider-Man: Homecoming sequel.

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Weekend Open Bar: If This Isn’t Nice, What Is?

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Hello, friends! It’s The Weekend Open Bar! Come hang out!

I’m feeling good over here. The weather has finally turned here on the Eastern seaboard of the Empire. My semester has finally ended. And, I’ve gotten consecutive nights of good sleep. All of this is to say is that I’m actually sticking my head out of the Depressive Cocoon I build around myself ever so often, and smiling!

By god, smiling.

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Netflix and ‘Lumberjanes’ creator teaming up for ‘She-Ra’ reboot for the honor of Grayskull!

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I never really fucked with She-Ra back in the day. But, I never really fucked with Voltron prior to its Netflix reboot. So, I’m going to get stoked that none other than the Lumberjanes writer resurrecting the property for the streaming service.

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‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 4’ got no single-player campaign, but it got a fucking Battle Royale mode, baby!

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Welcome to 2018, motherfuckers! A time in gaming which can be described in one phrase: FUCKING BATTLE ROYALE MODES, BABY! Single-player? Nah! Despite, you know, God of War, The Witcher, Horizon: Zero Dawn, and Breath of the Wild all proving people fucking want them! Cause, they want FUCKING BATTLE ROYALE MODES EVEN MORE, BABY!

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‘No Man’s Sky’ is getting multiplayer this July and you gotta respect Hello Games’ hustle

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After No Man’s Sky dropped and was an abject fucking disappointment for most, it seemed sensible to not have high hopes for it. However, man, I respect Hello Games and Sean Murphy for patching this game into something if not as special as promised, at least very enjoyable.

I never played it in its initial iteration, but I become more and more tempted as time passes.

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OmegaPlays: Sonic Mania #1 – Steven Seagal’s Arms Are Too Heavy

First off, fuck me, I don’t know why the quality of the video here is so low. But, you’re not here for video quality! You’re here for the shitty banter between Bateman and me! In fact, you’re probably not here at all!

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