Hickman says Dustin Weaver has completed his ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ art

SHIELD

Man, I feel old as fuck. I know that I’ve been waiting for the Hickman/Weaver collaboration, S.H.I.E.L.D., to finish up for a while now. But I had no idea that it had been four fucking years since the series started. A series which while seemingly dismissed should not be forgotten. The son of a bitch was a glorious, frothy philosophical circle-jerk that still managed to squeeze in a goddamn shit-ton of glorious action and artwork.

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Marvel movie madness: ‘Captain Marvel’, ‘Black Panther’, ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ and more announced

Thanos.

Goddamn insanity broke out today while I was at work. Marvel went ahead and just dropped their entire fucking Phase Three schedule. From the glorious Captain Marvel to motherfucking Avengers: Infinity War. I say goddamn! Enough to nearly break my dick as I squirmed in my seat. Left adrift from my computer, maddeningly refreshing Feedly on my phone. So yeah! you’ve already read about all this fucking shit already. (And if you haven’t, all the details after the break.) LET’S USE THIS VENUE FOR FLUID FLINGING AND MUCH EXCITE.

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Hubble catches Jupiter straight mean muggin’

Jupiter straight muggin'

Goddamn Jupiter. It’s just straight mean muggin’ us in this picture. I suppose you can’t blame it. Not only is it GIANT AS FUCK (1,000 Earths could fit inside), but it also serves as the bulwark for this Blue Marble. Making sure errant bullshit don’t relentlessly smash into us. So go ahead, Jupiter. Mean mug.

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Cosplay: This Domino from ‘X-Force’ nails the bullseye.

Domino~

Domino. Always a sultry character. Its Raining Neon. Always a fantastic cosplayer. Smash them together and boom~ or something.

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Bleh: David S. Goyer developing ‘Krypton’ TV series

Man of Steel

Even before David S. Goyer shot his mouth off in an impressive combination of comic book and cultural ignorance, he didn’t do much for me. So the dude developing a Krypton TV show does very little for me. Other than provide a poor excuse for me to point out that the dude is a blight.

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Monday Morning Commute: I Eat Teeth

iet

I Eat Teeth.

You could say it’s an idiosyncrasy. Some people need to pull their socks up after they sit down. Some folks need to turn the faucet three times to the right before they can leave the bathroom. Others shine their shoes so they can look up them skirts on the subway train.

I Eat Teeth.

Big whup. Mom didn’t like it when she was around. But now she ain’t around. She’s behind the shed. And yet. Still.

I Eat Teeth.

Dad didn’t let me visit the nursing home no more after that one time. Didn’t think I should eat teeth. But now he ain’t around no more neither.

I Eat Teeth.

Mom, Dad, the Neighbors, the Teachers. I’m sure they had their own thing. Dad’s tissues next to the nightstand told me was up to somethin’. Mom’s perpetual change of clothes in her car. The Neighbors’ pool parties with their friends, the teacher’s eyes and the cheerleaders’ skirts. Don’t matter. We all got our thing.

I Eat Teeth.

Mom’s teeth, Dad’s teeth, Ted’s teeth, your teeth. But no worry. You live in me and I live in the Center and together we live forever.

I Eat Teeth.

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‘Nightcrawler’ Red Band Trailer: Gyllenhaal’s American Psychotics

Nightcrawler

Coming up on Friday is the release of Nightcrawler, another fucking tour de force for Jake Gyllenhaal. If you’ve been sleeping on him, Jakey has been fucking crushing it lately. And this latest release is Gyllenhaal channelling a gloriously unhinged enterprising would-be journalist in the world of LA crime reporting. A dark comedy arriving on The Demon’s Night.

Sounds good.

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The Cocoon Nebula wraps you in its warm embrace

Gorgeous.

BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING COCOON! LOL!?~? Get it? Ah, whatever. Here is Phil Plait explaining what’s going down in this wonderful fucking picture.

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BORING: Benedict Cumberbatch is Marvel’s Doctor Strange

Benedict Cumberbatch

I wish I could tell you how many unfucks I give about this doubleplusungood casting. He’ll probably be adequate, but I’m sick of his face. And out of all the purported contenders he’s the least interesting choice. THE MYSTIC GAME IS AFOOT, TWATSON #yawn.

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Go figure: WB looking for female director for ‘Wonder Woman’ flick

Gal Godot

Go figure. Go nuts! Go bananas! Go whatever you want. Just celebrate this neat bit of news. It almost makes too much sense: a female director could be helming the female-led Wonder Woman movie.

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