Nintendo Switch Is Launching Without A Virtual Console

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The Nintendo Switch is hitting without a Virtual Console. This doesn’t really bother me, rather it raises questions about how quickly the company is rushing the console out the door. Which also really doesn’t bother me, because I’m not getting it at launch.

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Maybe: ‘Star Wars’ Original Cuts To Be Re-Released This Year For 40th Anniversary

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Okay! Okay! Okay. I know, I know we’ve posted a lot of these rumors before. But! But! But. This time it’s one of the more reputable, accurate Star Wars sites reporting it.

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Netflix Planning Six Seasons Of ‘Voltron: Legendary Defender’

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Ah, yeah! Mother! Fucker! Apparently us, unwashed and undeserving swine, are getting six seasons of Voltron: Legendary Defender. Maybe more.

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Louis C.K. Announces Two New Stand-Up Specials Coming To Netflix

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Louis C.K. got himself two new stand-up specials coming to Netflix. Which is fantastic news to me.  Yeah, real profound copy. I know. Fuck.

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NASA Has Discovered 7 Earth-sized Planets 40 Light-Years Away

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NASA has dropped the boom on their teased discovery. Seven Earth-sized planets 40 light-years away. Three in the habitable “Goldilocks” zone. Everyone is understandably excited about this news, so let me be a downer. 40 light-years away is more than enough distance for us to never get there, especially since we got like 100 years left on this rotting formerly Blue Marble.

Cheerio!

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Fox’s ‘X-Men’ TV Series Casts Jamie Chung As Blink

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Fox has announced its first casting for the X-Men TV series. Jamie Chung! As Blink!

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Noah Hawley (‘Fargo’ and ‘Legion’) Is Directing Sci-Fi Flick ‘Pale Blue Dot’

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Noah Hawley is the fucking berries, man. Big, juicy, honking berries. If he’s directing a science-fiction flick, I’m in. Way in.

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Marvel’s ‘Inhumans’ Series Casts Ramsay Snow In A Lead Role

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The biggest baddest villain from Game of Thrones has been cast in a key role in Marvel’s Inhumans TV series.

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Rumor: Simon Kinberg Directing Next ‘X-Men’ Movie

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Simon Kinberg is probably directing the next X-Flick, X-Men: Supernova. Should this excite you, should you be excited that Bryan Singer isn’t directing it, remember. Kinberg fucking *wrote* X-Men: Apocalypse.

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NASA Announcing A “Discovery Beyond Our Solar System” Tomorrow

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News! Big news! Aliens, it’s gotta be aliens, right? Oh man! Exciting. Sort of. Until you realize we’re destroying ourselves at a fantastic rate, and even getting *out* of this solar system is nearly impossible for us. Man. Really brought down the vibe in here. But, but still, I’m excited.

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