How the fuck was this buried by the comic book news? You know! The ones that enter the news bits initially into the fucking echo chamber?! For me to pick-up? Matt Fraction, Chip Zdarsky, and Annie Wu are teaming up for a new superhero comic.
James Earl Jones is voicing Darth Vader, as he should be, in Rogue One. But like, who is playing him?
Torn. I would love more Rust Cohle in my life. Torn. As much as I miss Cohle, there’s really no reason to unspool the character’s coda at the end of the show’s first season. But still. More Rust Cohle. Torn.
Bryan Cranston is playing the disembodied head in a shit-flecked remake of a childhood classic. I will not be seeing it, but hey, I hope you get them dollars, Mr. White.
Man. I knew that Clash of Clans was popular. But I had no idea Clash and its developer’s other games were $10 Billion popular.
I had no fucking idea that Denis Villeneuve had another movie dropping before Blade Runner 2. This is bonus! One of my favorite current directors bringing science-fiction heat before he brings science-fiction heat. Villeneuve’s movie has gotten itself a new title, and an official release date.
Pluto, the Dwarf Planet, is stunting on all of us. Blowing our fucking minds, making us feel guilty for dubbing it a Non-Planet. Why, this fucking (non-)Planet likely has a hidden liquid ocean.
Here’s some Justice League details. I swear it, I swear it unless this movie gets good reviews I’m going to take a stand and only see it once. Only once! Get it? A, uh, lame joke, cause it was sounding like I was actually going to skip it, but I’m worthless.
‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ Details: Vader is Back, Whitaker’s Character from ‘Clone Wars’ animated series
Rogue One details!
Shit, I remember JMS’ Rising Stars. That shit was…a while ago. Like, me maybe just beginning in college lengths of “a while ago”, I think? And now the comic, which I remember vaguely enjoying, is coming to the big screen.