Yeah, keep stunting, Frank. We know you’re crushed by your haunting memories. And we, as a result of your haunting memories, get to watch you mirk infinite dudes.
Obi-Wan Kenobi is star of the next ‘Star Wars’ spin-off movie. In a derivative galaxy, far, far away!
We’ve sort of known for a good long while that Kenobi was going to be the star of the next Star Wars spin-off movie. I mean, right? But, now it is all but confirmed. I don’t know. I’m not particularly hyped about Lucasfilm just perpetually regurgitating and consuming and regurgitating stories based around established mythos. Would it be fucking insane to tell a goddamn original story within the Star Wars Universe? I don’t think so, but what the fuck do I know.
Jupiter. Just doing Jovian things. Looking beautiful as fuck.
You may remember, Marvel Scrubs and Fanboys, that the Doctor Strange stinger set-up his presence in Thor: Ragnarok. However, thus far Mystical Tony Stark hasn’t been present in any of the promotional materials. Well, that changes with the release of the Japanese trailer.
Speculation: Avengers 4 is some post-apocalyptic Avengers set in a world where Thanos wins, and like, the movie is about defeating Thanos and using the time cube to reset back to a lesser destroyed world? It would explain Renner’s extreme Mohawk/Ultimates look I guess, and apparently Black Widow is going to be bald. Edgy! Post-apocalyptic!
I’m calling it.
The Daniel Craig and Bond will they/won’t they dance has finally come to its end-resolution-whatever-the-fuck. The actor will be returning for Bond 25, and then, that’s it.
Casey Affleck says his brother isn’t returning for ‘The Batman’, apparently. Wicked breakin’ news, kehd
Casey Affleck doesn’t think his brother Ben is returning for The Batman. Dude dropped the factoid casually on a Boston sports talk show, and then sort of attempted to walk it back. As the world turns with Bond and this shit, huh?
‘Ozark’ Season 2 announced by Netflix, guess I’ll add the show to my unconquerable list of pop culture to consume
Got a couple of friends really digging Ozark, while I continue my attempt to catch-up on Game of Thrones. Good news for those friends, who have been telling me I’m fucking up (I know, I know!) for not watching Ozark. They’re going to have more of the show to enjoy. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll be caught up on Thrones by the time the second season drops.
Director and Lead Actress of ‘The Witch’ reteaming for ‘Nosferatu’, so prepare to crap yourself again
Man, I was deeply unsettled by The Witch. However, I also fucking loved it. So, I can’t wait to see what the director and lead actress of said flick do with their upcoming remake of Nosferatu.
Apparently, Louis C.K. secretly filmed a movie. Apparently, this movie is titled I Love You, Daddy. Apparently, this movie is premiering at TIFF.