#June2013
‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ adds JOSH HELMAN. CAST SWELLS TO MATCH SINGER’S EGO.
Sweet Lords of Kobol. The cast of X-Men: Days of Future Past has swollen yet again, adding some dude who acts in things I haven’t seen. Is anyone remotely worried about the size of this cast? Or is it just me? Why aren’t you wearing the tin-foil undies and the open-nipple t-shirts, either? You fucks. You fucks!
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HUGH JACKMAN TOTS TIRED OF BEING WOLVERINE. May retire after ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’
Hugh Jackman is saying he will need a “pretty fucking compelling reason to return as Wolverine” after X-Men: Days of Future Past The Limit, stating it’ll take “like a musical or some shit. Or I’m out. Way fucking out.”
FIRST LOOK: WOLVERINE and BEAST in ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ 1970s swag.
Okay, this picture is dope. That’s two, mark it two!, pictures from X-Men: Days of Future Past that I’m digging. The correlation between the two? They’re both scenes that take place in the past. I loved First Class because it was also a period piece (can we call it that?), and so I imagine I’ll probably dig the shit out of those parts of Future Past. Brief aside: what’s up with Beast?
Hit the jump to check out the picture.
‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ PIC: Counterculture PROFESSOR X needs a goddamn bath.
Okay, I’m digging this picture. It’s of Jimmy Mac as Professor X going straight counterculture. Chest out, immobile dong just looking for weed and love. Mannn.
FIRST LOOK: ELLEN PAGE in ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ Aiight.
Yeahokaymaybe I’m a little excited about the idea of Ellen Page being in the new X-Folk movie. I know it’s totally incongruent with my general vitriol towards the movie but I never signed up to be consistent.
Groan: Halle Berry as Storm in ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’
Now, why am I dissing on this picture of Halle Berry as Storm, when I normally discourage reading too much into out-of-context pictures? ‘Cause I’m a troll who hates this movie before having even seen it.
At least I’m being upfront.
Revealed: BEAST from ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ Snoresnoresnore.
Yeah, I don’t really care about what is becoming of Bryan Singer’s Fuck You You Don’t Reboot the X-Men, Until I Say So sequel to X-Men: Not Really the First Class. However, because I love you, I’m passing this along in case you do. You can repay me with nudies and a twelver of Diet Dew.
Hugh Jackman back as WOLVERINE in ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past.’ Whelp, the band’s together.
Stab any sort of ideas about the X-Men movie universe being rebooted. Stab through right through the ball bag with Wolverine’s claws. ‘Cause Hugh Jackman is back for Days of Future Past, inextricably interweaving the Singer Hey Do You Get The Gay Allegory? movies with First Class‘ universe.
‘FIRST CLASS’ sequel’s title is ‘DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’, and this could be the goddamn glory.
The sequel to X-Men: First Class is called Days of Future Past. Goodness me, if they can bring that storyline to life with something resembling fidelity I am sprung. Goddamn sprung. It is one of my favorite X-Men tales of all time, though I know I am not exactly setting myself apart by saying so.
