‘Wonder Woman 1984’ coming to HBO Max and theaters on December 25. Christmas present indeed!

wonder woman 1984 heading to hbo max and theaters december 25

Holy fucking hell, dudes. This is colossal. Wonder Woman 1984 is dropping on HBO Max the same day it hits theaters. Specifically, December 25. What a rad way to pad a shitty Christmas season, no? Now, please, Disney. Give us Black Widow.

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‘Wonder Woman 1984’ may hit HBO Max two weeks after theaters. Wild, wild times!

wonder woman 1984 hbo max streaming

In these times, motherfuckers gotta be versatile. In every avenue! So, it’s really interesting seeing how movie studios are navigating the COVID Universe. The latest example of said navigation? Warner Brothers may start streaming Wonder Woman 1984 on HBO Max two weeks after its theatrical run..

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‘Wonder Woman 1984’ Trailer: Generic action beats, but at least Cheetah looks exceptionally bad!

The Wonder Woman 1984 trailer from DC FanDome is generic as fuck. Just a handful of generic action beats, with generic villain dialogue. However, it at least pops in one way. Admittedly, a bad way. Cheetah looks fucking horrible. That said, I’m looking forward to this movie. I dig the 80s, I enjoyed the original movie, and I’m horny for any sort of moviegoing experience right now.

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‘Wonder Woman 1984’ has been pushed from June until August. So, you’re saying there’s a chance…?

wonder woman 1984 release date delayed

At this point, we ain’t surprised when a tentpole movie gets delayed because of the coronavirus. But, at least Wonder Woman 1984‘s delay comes with a new date. It’s now dropping this August, which frankly gives me something to look forward to.

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Official ‘Wonder Woman 1984’ poster is rad as fuck, I can’t wait for this movie

official wonder woman 1984 poster

I enjoyed Wonder Woman. I fuck heavy with obnoxious colors. And, I fucking love the 1980s. This poster is perfect for me.

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‘Wonder Woman 1984’ has been pushed back to June, 2020. But I ain’t worried!

wonder woman 1984 june 2020

Wonder Woman 1984, the sequel to the only DC movie worth watching, has been pushed back seven months. However, don’t sweat the delay. I imagine it’s actually because they’re angling to rake in that Summer Movie Money.

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‘Wonder Woman 1984’ cast recreates classic ‘Breakfast Club’ poster because nostalgia porn

wonder woman 1984 breakfast club poster

I’m down for anything 1980s, my friends. Even if that means swallowing my pride and appreciating this poster. After all, I’ve staked my reputation on giving Bateman shit for the Breakfast Club.

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