Holy fucking hell, dudes. This is colossal. Wonder Woman 1984 is dropping on HBO Max the same day it hits theaters. Specifically, December 25. What a rad way to pad a shitty Christmas season, no? Now, please, Disney. Give us Black Widow.
In these times, motherfuckers gotta be versatile. In every avenue! So, it’s really interesting seeing how movie studios are navigating the COVID Universe. The latest example of said navigation? Warner Brothers may start streaming Wonder Woman 1984 on HBO Max two weeks after its theatrical run..
The Wonder Woman 1984 trailer from DC FanDome is generic as fuck. Just a handful of generic action beats, with generic villain dialogue. However, it at least pops in one way. Admittedly, a bad way. Cheetah looks fucking horrible. That said, I’m looking forward to this movie. I dig the 80s, I enjoyed the original movie, and I’m horny for any sort of moviegoing experience right now.
At this point, we ain’t surprised when a tentpole movie gets delayed because of the coronavirus. But, at least Wonder Woman 1984‘s delay comes with a new date. It’s now dropping this August, which frankly gives me something to look forward to.
I enjoyed Wonder Woman. I fuck heavy with obnoxious colors. And, I fucking love the 1980s. This poster is perfect for me.
Wonder Woman 1984, the sequel to the only DC movie worth watching, has been pushed back seven months. However, don’t sweat the delay. I imagine it’s actually because they’re angling to rake in that Summer Movie Money.
I’m down for anything 1980s, my friends. Even if that means swallowing my pride and appreciating this poster. After all, I’ve staked my reputation on giving Bateman shit for the Breakfast Club.