#May2021
Lockheed Martin and GM are building electric, autonomous Moon buggy. Zipping around Luna!
It’s nice to see Lockheed Martin taking another moment to develop something that isn’t designed to obliterate humans. Indeed, the company is teaming up with GM to build a rad ass Moon buggy! It is electric, autonomous, and ready to fucking zip.
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NASA Has Chosen SpaceX To Build Their Moon Lander. Here’s Hoping It Stops Exploding!
Hey man! NASA has chosen SpaceX to build their Moon lander, and why the fuck not? I’m sort of bummed everything is privatized these days, but that’s just the way it goes. At least we’re going to the Moon, baby! Hopefully in a non-exploding rocket or some shit.
China’s rover has discovered “unusual” rock shard on the Moon. Aliens, we see you!
Let’s be clear: this unusual rock shard that China’s rover has discovered is either proof of aliens, or an Illuminati moon base. Simply put, it could be nothing else. Nothing!
Chinese Lander sends back colored photos of the Moon. This is the content I’m here for!
Yup! Ain’t posted since Sunday, life been busy as fuck. That said, why not return with some gloriously astronomical content? China’s lunar lander Chang’e-5 has sent back colored photos from the fucking moon!
Scientists want to build a giant telescope on the Moon to see into the Deep Past. I mean, fuck yes!
A giant telescope on the Moon? Intended to see into the Deep Past? Oh fuck yeah. My dudes, this is the astronomical shit I’m all about.
The Moon may be littered with rocks from Ancient Venus. Let’s go fucking get them!
Venus is the Real King Shit these days of our solar system. Maybe sporting life. Totally the star of The Expanse. And now? Scientists suspect our own Moon may be littered with rocks from Ancient Venus. I say, fuck yeah! Let’s go check it out.
NASA experiment shows that radishes could probably grow in Lunar soil. I fucking hate radishes, but this is…rad
Man! What the fuck we going to eat, when we’re living on the Moon? Well, according to this NASA experiment? Radishes! Grown in the lunar soil.
Space Swoon: Chinese satellite captures gorgeous far side image of the Moon and Earth
Take a look at this goddamn glorious far side image of the Moon and Earth, my dudes.
SpaceX Planning To Send Two People Around The Moon Next Year
SpaceX has been approached by two obviously rich as fuck private citizens, who want to be sent around the Moon. And! The good, kind, cosmos-capitalist company has agreed, with plans slated for next year.
I’m jealous. Very jealous.
The Moon Is Way Older Than Thought; Up To 140 Million Years Older
The uh, the Moon is way, way, way older than we thought. Hey! Fuck! Don’t blame me. I’m just a slob who posts banality and stares at asses all day long. Blame one of the SpaceWizards.
