#July2020

Matt Reeves’ ‘The Batman’ movie getting an HBO Max spin-off because we don’t have enough fucking superhero shit

the batman hbo max spinoff

Hey! The Batman is getting a spin-off series on HBO Max. Who fucking cares, man. However, I should clarify: I’m really stoked for Matt Reeves and his take on The Batman. But, I do not have one single fucking iota of care left for the seemingly infinite amount of superhero shit on TV.

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‘The Batman’ has been delayed until October 2021, so here’s hoping society still fucking exists then!

the batman delayed october 2021

Oh, am I ever being hyperbolic. But, still. The Batman has been delayed until October 2021. A bummer. However, also deeply expected at this point. I mean, right?

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‘The Batman’ director shares official look at the Batmobile and my god am I ever horny

The director of The Batman, Matt Reeves, has shared some official looks at the Batmobile. And friends, I’m fucking loving it. Hit the jump for a couple more!

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‘The Batman’ gets first official look at costume thanks to camera test. Dudes, it is fucking awesome.

robert pattinson the batman official

Man, I’m fucking in love with this first official look at the Battison’s costume in The Batman. Sign me the fuck up. Arkham Knight meets Daredevil, and my boner confirms my love.

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‘The Batman’ has finally begun production! No, I’m fucking serious! Check out this photo from set.

Holy shit, the long, long, long-ass gestating The Batman has finally begun production. Director Matt Reeves commemorated it with an official photo. What a time!

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Peter Sarsgaard cast in ‘The Batman’ probably as Two-Face. Another day, another insane casting for this fucking movie!

the batman two face peter sarsgaard

Peter Sarsgaard? In The Batman. And playing? According to THR, probably Two-Face.

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‘The Batman’ casts John Turturro as Carmine Falcone. My word, this cast!

john turturro the batman carmine falcone

John Turturro is the latest talented actor to join The Batmam in the role of Carmine Falcone. At this point, this cast is flat out preposterous.

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‘The Batman’ looking to add Andy Serkis as Alfred and Colin Farrell as The Penguin. This cast is fucking absurd, dudes

the batman andy serkis colin farrell

Andy Serkis! He ain’t never met a franchise he didn’t want to be join. Now, dude is reuniting with Matt Reeves on The Batman. Playing Alfred! Additionally, motherfucking Colin Farrell could end up as The Penguin. Wild, wild times.

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‘The Batman’ director confirms Jeffrey Wright as Commissioner Gordon and let’s fucking go!

the batman jeffrey wright commissioner gordon

It is confirmed! Jeffrey Wright is Commissioner Gordon in The Batman, motherfuckers! And I couldn’t be happier. The cast for the movie is shaping up to be fucking fantastic.

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‘The Batman’ casts Zoë Kravitz as Catwoman and I’m completely on-board with this shit

zoe kravitz the batman catwoman

Zoë Kravitz is fucking awesome. And, now she’s also fucking Catwoman in The Batman. Mark me down as stoked.

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