Sony’s PlayStation 5 production is on track for holiday launch. So like, how about the launch date and price, fellas?

ps5 production on track holiday launch

Apparently, Sony’s PlayStation 5 production is on track to launch this holiday! Which is dope and all, but can we have some fucking details? Please? A launch date? Month? A price? A rough guess?

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Sony’s PlayStation 5 reveal now scheduled for June 11! Hell fucking yes.

Sony has officially rescheduled their delayed PlayStation 5 reveal, friends! It’s coming this Thursday, June 11. I’m absolutely fucking stoked.

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Sony announces PlayStation 5 event for June 4th. Hope they show actual decent amount of gameplay, unlike fucking Microsoft’s event

Sony’s finally giving us something fucking PlayStation 5 related, folks. It’s going to be an event next week, where they’ll showcase PS5 games. This is dope as hell in theory, if they actually show gameplay unlike Microsoft’s fucking Xbox Series X presser.

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Sony is planning a PlayStation 5 conference for next week, on June 3. Give me a fucking launch date and price, I beg you!

sony playstation 5 conference june 3

Mamma fucking mia! Could next week be the date that I get a launch date and a launch price for my PlayStation 5? It’s looking good, it’s looking good. There’s a conference set for June 3.

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Sony has announced PlayStation Studios brand for its first-party PS5 titles. I can dig it!

Sony’s finally unifying all of its first-party games under one brand. That brand name? PlayStation Studios! It’s simple and to the point, and I can fuck with that.

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PlayStation 5 supply is going to be limited at launch due to higher price. Fucking c’mon, brooooooo

playstation 5 limited launch supply

Good news for PlayStation stans: the PlayStation 5 is launching this year. Less good news for PlayStation stans: there’s going to be a limited supply at launch, due to a higher price. But, good news for me personally: my wife has said I can get it, regardless of price.

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First Look: Check out the DualSense, the PlayStation 5’s redesigned controller. It’s weird, but I can fuck with it!

sony playstation 5 dualsense

The PlayStation 5 got itself a remarkably new controller, the DualSense. You can definitely see vestiges of the DualShock 4 in its design. However, it’s the largest departure for the company in a hot minute.

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Sony reveals PlayStation 5 specs in insanely boring presentation by lead architect Mark Cerny

ps5 official specs reveal

If you are like me, you’re deeply horny for some tangible next-gen news. Like, price points. Games. Release dates. But, first this week Microsoft failed to stroke me. And today, Sony followed suit.

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Sony offering PlayStation 5 details tomorrow! Spec porn war is officially on!

playstation 5 details wednesday

Yesterday, Microsoft dropped a fuck-ton of Xbox Series X specs that meant less than zero to me. Tomorrow, Sony is dropping a fuck-ton of PlayStation 5 specs that will mean less than zero to me! They’re just numbers! What do I want from both fucking companies at this point? Launch date, launch price, and launch titles. Fucking c’mon, fellas.

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Sony reveals PlayStation 5 logo which is legit just them changing the number for the new console, but it works

playstation 5 logo

Why am I posting about the PlayStation 5 logo? When it’s literally just the logo for the PS4, but with a 5? ‘Cause I’m fucking stoked for the console! 2020, baby! This year, baby!

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