#January2016
Warner Bros. announces Justice League, Wonder Woman, Flash movies & more
Warner Bros. revealed their slate of movies today, officially announcing like three-thousand DC flicks. Justice League Part 1: Wake Me Up When Snyder Ends, its sequel, Flash-Movie Guy (Not TV Guy Tho), Khal Drogo Goes Swimming and more.
Rumor: Brainiac is totally villain in ‘Justice League’ movie
Who is going to be the Big Bad that galvanizes the superheroes of the DCU into one hot, throbbing package? If you believe this rumor — Brainiac.
WB wants Oscar-Winning writer of ‘Argo’ for their ‘Justice League’ flick
Daps to WB for wanting to bring in a pretty rad screenwriter to craft the Justice League script. Apparently them Warner Broz want Chris Terrio to pen the script, and you may know his ass as the guy behind Argo. Or at least Argo‘s script.
Rumor: DARKSEID totally the villain in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ movie
Darkseid is going to be the villain in the upcoming Justice League movie. If you believe the rumor. Or have common sense. Or you’re secretly an employee of Warner Bros. and have had access to the script. One of those. I mean — this is obvious, ya?
WB’s DC COMICS FILM SCHEDULE LEAKS: ‘JLA’ in 2017 & Moar!
Oh fuck! Oh me! Oh my! Warner Brothers’s purported DC Comics Film schedule has leaked! (If you believe it, but I do.) To whatever jabroni leaked it, watch it. Bro Dude Dick Heads Goyer and Snyder are liable to send Superman after your ass. And as we’ve seen in Man of Steel, he’s angry as fuck and ready to snap necks.
Rumor: MATT DAMON for AQUAMAN in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’
*Insert innumerable jokes about Batman and Aquaman talking to each other in Boston accents. Asking each other how they like apples. Maybe combing Robin Williams’ beard. Final sentence ends the post with shot at Zack Snyder and all the creative powers that be at DC Entertainment.*
Warner Bros. ALL FIXIN’ to announce NEW SERIES of DC-BASED flicks soon.
This makes sense, right? I mean, Warner Bros. has to like eventually announce their first full slate of movies. Good knows when though, since “soon”, could mean from next week all the way through SDCC.
THE ROCK CO-STARRING IN ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’? A more perfect union! Set for 2016.
The Rock is going to be co-starring in the Justice League flick? Which is going to begin filming right after Batman vs. Superman vs. Gal Godot vs. Aquaman vs. Good Taste? Now that’s a fucking doozy of a rumor.
AND ANOTHER THING: ‘FLASH’ movie set for 2016, ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ for 2017.
So uh and yeah I just got finished blathering about the purported Superman/Batman flick that is (probably) coming out in 2015 when I stumbled across this news. Oh San Diego Comics Convention Time, you are hectic.
