NASA has detected an FM Radio Signal coming from Jupiter’s moon Ganymede. Claim it’s “natural signal” yeah okay!

nasa fm radio signal jupiter moon

That’s right, motherfuckers. NASA has announced they’ve detected an FM radio signal coming from¬†Ganymede. The eggheads claim it’s a “natural signal” but don’t be a rube. This is how the good shit starts. Monoliths and shit. Let’s go.

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Jupiter’s moon Europa glows in the dark which is about as fucking rad as it gets!

jupiter's moon europa glows in the dark

Space! What cool fucking reveals do you have for us today? Oh! Jupiter’s moon Europa? It glows in the dark? Whelp, that is indeed fucking cool.

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NASA says the oceans of Jupiter’s moon Europa may be habitable. Wait, fucking what?

europa jupiter moon habitable

You know, with Reality on Fire, it’s easy to miss dope news like this. Check this shit out. The oceans of Jupiter’s moon Europa? May be fucking habitable.

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Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno captures Jupiter’s hazy high atmosphere. It’s gorgeous, brother!

jupiter high altitude haze

Yo! Peep a look at Jupiter’s hazy higher atmosphere! It’s courtesy of NASA’s Juno mission.

Hit the jump to check it out, ’cause it’s huge.

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Space Swoon: Jupiter looks like a bad ass ball of fire in this “lucky” infrared shot!

jupiter infrared on fire

It took merely hundreds of exposures by the¬†Gemini North Telescope in Hawaii to captured this photo of Jupiter. It’s one of the “sharpest observations of the planet ever made on the ground” and it’s also gnarly as fuck.

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Some astronomers believe Jupiter is flinging comets into the solar system. Not stopping them. What the fuck, bro!

jupiter comets earth

Jupiter! For years, I operated under the idea that it protected the Earth from comets. That was the consensus! Fuck! However, some astronomers now believe it may be doing the exact opposite.

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Jupiter has new Texas-sized storm around its South Pole. Don’t ever stop being wild, my dude!

Jupiter! Ain’t ever gonna stop with its massive, existentially nauseating-sized storms. It’s got itself a new one near its South Pole!

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Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno captures Jupiter as it glances back. Look back at it, look back at it!

juno spacecraft jupiter

NASA’s Juno spacecraft caught this gorgeous image of Jupiter! It was taken as the spacecraft sped away from the big gaseous bastard, and provides a look at its southern hemisphere.

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Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno spacecraft caught gorgeous photo of Jupiter solar eclipse

juno jupiter io eclipse

Hell yeah! You want some photos of a solar eclipse on Jupiter? Well, motherfucker, you’re in the right place. NASA’s Juno spacecraft snapped these photos during a fly-by, and we’re all the richer for it.

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Five of Jupiter’s newly discovered moons got names! Meet Pandia, Ersa, Eirene, Philophrosyne and Eupheme!

jupiter five moons names

Five of Jupiter’s twelve newly discovered moons got themselves names!

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