#October2019

‘John Wick’ is getting spin-off movie about female assassin. Awesome news. The bad news? The director is the fucking Underworld dude.

john wick spin off female assassin

I’m hype for anything in the John Wick universe. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g. A female assassin spin-off? Hype! However, I’m decidedly fucking not hype about Underworld director Len Wiseman. Woof.

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‘Birds of Prey’ getting new action sequences courtesy of ‘John Wick’ director. This is ineffably fucking awesome, dudes

birds of prey john wick director

As far as I’m concerned, Chad Stahelski is directing the best action sequences right now in American cinema. Like, fuck yeah. So, bringing the dude in to punch-up Birds of Prey? Hachi Machi.

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‘Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ series adds ‘John Wick’ writer Derek Kolstad. More ‘John Wick’ in everything, please!

falcon winter soldier john wick writer

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier series has added a John Wick writer. Is this good news? Fucking yes! Anything that has a dash of John Wick is infinitely better.

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‘John Wick 4’ is already confirmed with a release date of May 21, 2021. Well done, everyone!

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This news is so, so fucking good. John Wick 4 is already confirmed, after a kick-ass box office this weekend. I want a John Wick movie every other year. Until I die. Every other year.

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Monday Morning Commute: Don’t ask me, I don’t know

monday morning commute dont ask me i dont know

Hey friends! Drinkwater here. Caffeine Powered here. CaffPow here. Whatever appellation you want to hang on me, go for it. I simply don’t fucking care. Weird week here for me, friends. My wife’s grandmother passed away last week, and we’re in that liminal state. Between the passing and the service. Between the act and the acceptance. If you’re reading this babe, I love you! You’ve got this. And so everything feels in stasis until at least the service on Saturday. But as we all know, it’ll be a much longer process than that.

Meanwhile, I am in the doldrums of the semester. Tired. I’m tired. The students are tired. The staff are tired. We all out here, tired. So, apologies if nothing is truly sizzling my tits right now. I present to you Monday Morning Commute, none the less. And, I suppose that’s where you come in.

Indeed, hit up the comments section.

Let me know what you’re enjoying!

Furthermore, let me know what you’re anticipating this week!

I’ll go first, per the rules of this dance.

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Keanu Reeves has joined ‘Hobbs & Shaw’ somehow making this movie even more perfect

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Keanu Reeves has joined the cast of Hobbs & Shaw, and will apparently be playing the villain orchestrating shit. Not only has Reeves joined the cast, but he’s reunited with director Leitch. The two worked together on the original John Wick. I’m really hoping it’s a post-credits scene that sets up Reeves as the baddie of a second flick.

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‘John Wick Chapter 3’ Trailer: Get This Man Guns. Lots of Guns.

I got legitimate fucking goosebumps watching this trailer.

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?’John Wick: Chapter 3′ poster! This is not a drill! ?

john wick chapter 3 poster

Oh hell yes, we got ourselves a fucking John Wick: Chapter 3 poster.

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‘John Wick 3’ will have the HIGHEST BODY COUNT in the series. JOHNNY WICK VERSUS FUCKING EVERYBODY

john wick highest body count

At the end of John Wick: Chapter 2, it became clear that Johnny’s back is against the wall. So, what’s the baddest motherfucker  to do? Kill his way out. And man, does it appear he shall be.

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‘John Wick 3’ director’s description of the movie involves shotguns, ninjas, a raven, and more. I’m fully torqued

john wick 3 description

We all know that John Wick 3 is going to conclude the greatest trilogy of all time. But, how fucking emphatically shall it? That’s the question. Well, if the director’s description is any indication, we’re all going to need new underwear. Maybe genitals.

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