‘Stardew Valley’ publisher teases their ‘Stardew Valley meets Harry Potter’ game with magical new image

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MAGICAL. NEW. IMAGE. A fucking fun pun to end all pun fun. Yee. Haw! I don’t know, I haven’t played Stardew Valley, but I want to. Probably never will, given the current climate of my gaming backlog and the geopolitical sphere. If North Korean nukes don’t prevent me, then having to play through all the titles moaning at me will.

But! This new teaser is cute.

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‘Wonder Woman’ Villain Will Be Played By ‘Harry Potter’ Actor David Thewlis

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Lupin is coming to the DCU! Hopping ship from one of the most beloved franchises in Hollywood history to one of its most renowned dumpster fires.

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Four Fantastic Beasts Sequels have been announced; Potter Money++

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Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find More Harry Potter Revenue is getting itself four fucking sequels. Four! Why not, right? Print that Potter Money, print it right up!

Fucking around aside, I’m actually excited to see Fantastic Beasts.

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Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) joining ‘The Flash’ Season 3 as a series regular

Tom Felton.

This is one of those news stories that I keep seeing everywhere. And I begun wondering if I should cover it. Like, I don’t give a fuck about Harry Potter, or Draco Malfoy. And I certainly don’t give a fuck about The Flash. But maybe, maybe one of the few souls who frequent this place do? And they’re really excited? So I should share it? Cause people’s happiness makes me happy, even if I can’t get excited by the source of it sometimes.

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‘Harry Potter and the Cursed Child’ play is the “official” eighth story in series


This…this is going to interest someone around here, right? I’m posting this story. For you. For you.

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J.K. Rowling announces play, ‘Harry Potter and the Cursed Child’; opening in 2016

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J.K. Rowling can’t seem to quit Harry Potter, and I can’t seem to blame her. It’s a goddamn cash cow. And, you know, it’s beloved by millions who will happily slurp on the teat of New Content from their beloved universe. Which, as a Star Wars sloven, I completely get.

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Eddie Redmayne starring in ‘Harry Potter’ spin-off, ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’

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This news isn’t for me, folks. I’m just imagining there’s some portion of our non-existent fanbase that may find this relevant. Cause me? Didn’t read the book, may not see the movie.

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David Yates is directing the ‘Harry Potter’ spinoff, ‘Fantastic Beasts’

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David Yates is going to be helming the Harry Potter spin-off, Fantastic Beasts. Which is great for fans of the series (and I consider myself one, tenuously), because Yates directed the fuck out of the second half of the movie series.

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J.K. Rowling: Hermione should have gotten with Harry. Oh word?


If you’re one of those people who was all “Hermione+Ron OTP for lyfe bruh!“, J.K. Rowling is shitting on your Potter existence. Years after the Potter Saga ended in a shit-confetti explosion of fan service in that god forsaken epilogue, Rowling is coming out and saying she got the Hermione relationship wrong.

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Harry Potter.

The Boy Who Lived Universe! continues to swell, and why should it? Potter fans want more, god dammit!, more! I am no one to begrudge them this desire. With every new Marvel or Star Wars announcement, my sad little gathering of atoms in my groin flare momentarily to life. Let us have our favorite universes into perpetuity.

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