#September2013

NEW ‘HARRY POTTER’ SPIN-OFF FILM COMING. JK ROWLING TOTALLY SCRIPTING.

DUR DUR.

Well, this is going to make a lot of people happy. And me? I ain’t even mad or whatever. Don’t really care. It’s something. It’s a movie. So uh, yeah. Stalling. Pretending to find sentiment. Let me know how you feel?

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J.K. ROWLING Announces NEW BOOK, ‘The Casual Vacancy’, OMFGosh.

Ohhhhhhhhh Potter fans! Slap on a diaper and prepare yourself for this news blast upside your wands. (Doesn’t make sense, I know.) J.K. Rowling has officially announced her next novel.

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OH MY GOD ‘HARRY POTTER’ EBOOKS FINALLY AVAILABLE AT POTTERMORE

Oh sweet butterballs, this is what I’ve been dreaming of for such a long time. More than anything, I’ve been wanting to rebuy all those Harry Potter  tomes I finished so many moons ago in eBook form. I need to comb through the books for the moment where J.K. Rowling finally lost her mind and began her march towards the epilogue.

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‘Harry Potter’ Director David Yates Tapped To Make ‘Doctor Who’ Movie.

There’s a Doctor Who movie coming, and it is being helmed by David Yates. You may know him as the director who helmed the last four Harry Potter movies, expertly guiding them into a world of mediocrity.

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J.K. Rowling Wanted To Kill Ron Weasley. Should Have Killed The Final Book Amirite?

I’m a fan of Harry Potter, but as the years have passed I’ve found the movies to be less and less magical and the final novel adequate at best. You know what could have made it more enjoyable for me? A little treat tossed towards my blood lust.

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HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PT. 2, YA’LL!

Just over the past two months or so, I caught up with all the Harry Potter films. They’re pretty fun, the mythology is interesting, and I can see how it has a deep cult following. Plus, the Hogwart’s ride at Universal Studios is the most insane attraction I’ve ever experienced. The whole shebang came to an end last night with the eighth and final film in the series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt.2. It’s a solid and touching end to a series that started a decade ago with the innocence of The Sorcerer’s Stone. Judging by the amount of sniffling coming from cosplay attendees in my theater last night, I’d say it satisfied the diehards as well as the laymen.

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