‘Episode IX’ wraps shooting and J.J. Abrams announces it with cast photo. I got all the damn feels, dudes
Hey! It’s me! The last man on the planet (okay, aside from Rendar, Neo, Jerkface, and Bateman, I guess) stoked for Episode IX. And as the last man stoked, this picture hits me right in the groinal-feels.
Want a look at some Episode IX mofuckahs? Well, you’ve come to the right place. Honestly, nothing too spoilery, unless you consider anything Episode IX-related to be so.
Yeah, I don’t know. This is a nothing post, based off of rumor! But, I think the leak is probably real. And, I like speculating about one of my favorite things in the known Cosmos: Star Wars. I’m posting this shit after the jump, in case you don’t want it spoiled.
Episode IX will take place one year after The Last Jedi. It’ll be released two years after The Last Jedi. And, I’m imagining, it’ll be years too early for those still smarting over the divisive flick. Me? I can’t fucking wait.
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ casts Matt Smith in mystery role. Just make him Grand Admiral Thrawn or some shit
One of those Doctor Who fucks has joined Episode IX. Yeah! It’s the one with the bow-tie or some shit! Seriously though, he looks Grand Admiral Thrawn as fuck. Dare to dream.
Dominic Monaghan is joining the Mystery Box In A Galaxy Far, Far Away, my friends! The actor will be reunited with Abrams, with whom he worked on Lost.
Billy Dee Williams officially returning as Lando Calrissian in ‘Episode IX’ and the new trilogy just got so damn smooth
It was rumored, and now it’s official. Billy Dee Williams is back as Lando in Episode IX, motherfuckers!
Keri Russell is going to to be in Episode IX, my dudes. And, I’m going to riot if she ain’t Mara Jade.
John Williams sounds like a dude who is up and fucking done with Star Wars, after Episode IX. Hard to blame the dude, who has been involved with the franchise for forty-plus years.
J.J. Abrams got himself a fucking Herculean task with Episode IX. He needs to appease those Star Wars fans who hated Episode VIII. He needs to acknowledge the criticisms of his own Episode VII. One of the major stars of the movie passed away, sending the entire original script(s) into Hell. And not only that, but he has to wrap-up a saga in just one film following a movie that pretty much kicked over the entire fucking sandbox.
But! At least he has a script.