Louis C.K. got himself two new stand-up specials coming to Netflix. Which is fantastic news to me. Yeah, real profound copy. I know. Fuck.
Star Trek: Discovery may have lost its showrunner Bryan Fuller this autumn. But it soldiers on, officially adding Michelle Yeoh to the cast.
Microsoft and Universal are teaming up to bring Gears of War to the big screen. Which makes sense. Since it’s essentially a fucking Fast and Furious franchise with chainsaw guns and monsters. I’m down.
I don’t really know Squirrel Girl. Or New Warriors. But I hope this news makes some people really happy.
Neil Gaiman! Getting a television show dedicated to adapting four of his short stories. Pretty cool! I don’t fuck with Gaiman as much as some people, but I have a healthy respect for the man, and a hearty love for American Gods.
Community! It fucking lives! Community! Premiering March 17! On Yahoo. How am I watching it on Yahoo? Is there a fucking app? Or something? Eh?
They sure are animated? Jesus Christ, Caff. First that headline, now you’re talking in the third person. Anyhoo! I didn’t check out this trailer the first fifteen time it came across my RSS feed because I thought it was some children’s fair. I don’t know, Disney afternoon and shit. But then I saw a picture of Captain Marvel up in the game! Forced my goddamn hand, and now here I am. Moderately excited.
Now that she is no longer plying her trade on the sinking ship that is SNL, Kristen Wiig can take her talents to greener fields. One of those zany fields will be in Anchorman 2: More, more, more Burgundy.