#March2019

‘Hyper Light Drifter’ getting animated series from ‘Castlevania’ producer. I’m here for this, my dudes

hyper light drifter animated series

Even though I was cool on the second season of Castlevania, I’m still fucking stoked it exists. Therefore, the news that Castlevania Dude is bringing Hyper Light Drifter into the world as an animated series? Fuck yeah.

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Weekend Open Bar: We’re Birds of War

weekend open bar were birds of war

Hey! Jesus Fuck, did we make it? To the weekend? By god, we did! And, if you’re lucky enough to have it the weekend off like me, it’s time to fucking celebrate. Let’s celebrate together, right here! At the Weekend Open Bar! It’s the weekly way station here on the Space-Station Omega! Where we all gather, sharing what we’re up to on a given weekend!

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‘Castlevania’ renewed for a third season. Fucking rad, now I gotta watch the second

castlevania season 3 renewed

I have not watched the second season of Castlevania. I blame life, ADHD, Red Dead Redemption 2, and anything else in my vicinity. That said, I really want to. So, I’m fucking stoked that the show will have a third season.

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‘Castlevania’ Season 2 Poster: Blood Will Seek Blood!

castlevania season 2 poster blood will seek blood

Metal. As. Fuck. Poster!

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‘Castlevania’ Season 2 Trailer: They Don’t Deserve The Earth

The wait, the fucking wait, for Castlevania‘s second season is slowly coming to an end. And if this trailer is any fucking indication, it’s going to be worth the wait.

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Netflix reveals ‘Castlevania’ season 2 ain’t dropping until October. The wait to mirk Dracula lengthens

castlevania season 2 october

Man! Not only was the first season of Castlevania short as fuck, but the wait for the second season is equally as long.

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Netflix confirms ‘Castlevania’ Season 2 is dropping this summer

netflix castlevania summer 2018

I say, goddamn. The wait for Castlevania‘s second season has been interminable. Not only because the first season was so dope, but also because we were only afforded a paltry fucking first offering. However, at the very least, we now know when the wait will end.

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Netflix has already greenlit ‘Castlevania’ Season 2 which is good ’cause damn is Season 1 short

netflix castlevania season 2

Fuck! Netflix’s Castlevania is a great, goddamn nihilistic morsel. But, man. It’s a morsel! More a prologue than anything. So I’m pretty fucking glad it’s getting a second season, so, you know. We can find out what the fuck happens.

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Weekend Open Bar: The Light At The Start Of The Tunnel

weekend open bar the light at the start of the tunnel

It’s the Weekend Open Bar and goddamn am I happy to be spending it with you.

Long weeks seem to be relative, you know? Like cock size, intelligence, and the amount of pseudo-beef in our CancerBurgers™. So, despite the fact that I had Tuesday off (America, baby!) and today off (teaching schedule, baby!), I’m still heartened it’s the Weekend. I think most of my brain-gut-tumult this week was the result of Sam starting her new job. She was segueing from the former one, and acclimating herself to the new one.

A pervasive talent of anxiety is the ability to just straight fuckin’ OpticBlast that shit all over myriad elements of one’s own life. Money stressors? OpticBlast! Papers to grade? OpticBlast! Wife starting a new job? OpticBlast!

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‘Assassin’s Creed’ anime coming courtesy of ‘Castlevania’ producer Adi Shankar

'Assassin's Creed' anime coming courtesy of 'Castlevania' producer Adi Shankar

Assassin’s Creed is getting an anime. Now, now! Before you bark and gnash, bark and gnash. Let me tell you. It’s being produced by the same man who had a hand in Netflix’s Castlevania series, as well as cult favorite Dredd.

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