‘Diablo 4’ gets new game director in Joe Shely. Not even death can save this game! I hope I’m wrong.

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Blizzard needs more drama like I need another diarrhea-filled road trip. But that’s life, baby! I’d say it’s karma, too, but that bullshit is in bullshit. The latest drama for the crumbling cadre of cockheads? Diablo 4 has a new game director. Hey! Why not? It’s been in development hell forever, and perhaps that’s where it is appropriately cursed to stay (I hope not).

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‘Overwatch’ Game Director Jeff Kaplan Is Leaving Blizzard. Man, Their Talent Drain Is Fucking Insane

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It seems like, you know, pretty much everyone is leaving Blizzard these days. I’m not going to spend the time googling to corroborate this claim, I just know that I vaguely recollect some news stories, and I feel the truth in my balls. The latest major talent to leave the company? Overwatch game director Jeff Kaplan.

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‘World of Warcraft: Shadowlands’ is officially dropping in November. Not a bad fucking delay at all!

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You know, when Shadowlands was delayed, I didn’t think it was actually dropping this year. Well! Slap me in the face and call me Maurice The Dumb Ass! Cause the title is dropping in November.

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‘Diablo II’ celebrates 20th anniversary today. My word, where have the days gone?

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No real need for a clever title, dudes. Diablo 2 celebrating its 20th anniversary today is fucking wild. Like, I distinctly remember that summer as though it was yesterday. Pouring a flat out insane amount of hours into that title with friends. Grinding for hours. Gambling like a motherfucker. Punctuating play sessions with Wendy’s fast good and heavy metal. Good, good fucking times.

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‘Cyberpunk 2077’ head writer has left for Blizzard. Oh dear, oh yes. I’m conflicted

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The cool: Blizzard has snagged a supremely talented writer. The worrisome: said head writer was working on Cyberpunk 2077, which still doesn’t have a fucking release date.

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Report: Blizzard pulled a ‘Diablo 4’ announcement from Blizzcon and unleashed their own fucking Hell

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If you follow gaming news to even a slight degree, then you know that Blizzard pulled a trough of shit over its own face this weekend. Indeed, the company ended their Blizzcon keynote by revealing a Diablo mobile game. Since then, just about everyone has kicked them in the cock. However, it may have been a Hell that could have been avoided. You see, reports have it that the company pulled a Diablo 4 announcement. Whoops!

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‘Diablo: Immortal’ is a full-fledged action RPG for mobile devices. This is not what we fucking wanted, yo

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Talk about Blizzard rubbing their slick, sweaty testicles with their talons, and then rubbing those same grimy-ass talons on our face. Their big Diablo reveal was a fucking mobile game. Just. Man. All that Diablo hype and anticipation. For this.

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Blizzard’s ‘Diablo’ team reveals new project announcements dropping later this year

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It appears that the Forces of Evil are going to Grow Stronger, once again. Diablo‘s Community Manager Nevalistis has revealed that Diablo project announcements are coming later this year.

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Blizzard bringing their own official “Vanilla” servers to ‘World of Warcraft’

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Blizzard is finally giving fans something they’ve wanted, and created for themselves for a while now. That’s right fuckaroos, World of Warcraft is getting its own “Vanilla” servers.

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‘Starcraft: Remastered’ dropping on August 14, get ready to have your free time zerged

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Starcraft: Remastered is dropping on August 14, folks. The perfect time for us in the Northern Hemisphere, you know? It will be scorching as fuck, so why not post-up in front of our personal computers, draw the shades, crank the air condition, and burn away the hours with a classic?

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