‘Diablo 4’ gets new game director in Joe Shely. Not even death can save this game! I hope I’m wrong.
Blizzard needs more drama like I need another diarrhea-filled road trip. But that’s life, baby! I’d say it’s karma, too, but that bullshit is in bullshit. The latest drama for the crumbling cadre of cockheads? Diablo 4 has a new game director. Hey! Why not? It’s been in development hell forever, and perhaps that’s where it is appropriately cursed to stay (I hope not).
‘Overwatch’ Game Director Jeff Kaplan Is Leaving Blizzard. Man, Their Talent Drain Is Fucking Insane
It seems like, you know, pretty much everyone is leaving Blizzard these days. I’m not going to spend the time googling to corroborate this claim, I just know that I vaguely recollect some news stories, and I feel the truth in my balls. The latest major talent to leave the company? Overwatch game director Jeff Kaplan.
‘World of Warcraft: Shadowlands’ is officially dropping in November. Not a bad fucking delay at all!
You know, when Shadowlands was delayed, I didn’t think it was actually dropping this year. Well! Slap me in the face and call me Maurice The Dumb Ass! Cause the title is dropping in November.
No real need for a clever title, dudes. Diablo 2 celebrating its 20th anniversary today is fucking wild. Like, I distinctly remember that summer as though it was yesterday. Pouring a flat out insane amount of hours into that title with friends. Grinding for hours. Gambling like a motherfucker. Punctuating play sessions with Wendy’s fast good and heavy metal. Good, good fucking times.
The cool: Blizzard has snagged a supremely talented writer. The worrisome: said head writer was working on Cyberpunk 2077, which still doesn’t have a fucking release date.
Report: Blizzard pulled a ‘Diablo 4’ announcement from Blizzcon and unleashed their own fucking Hell
If you follow gaming news to even a slight degree, then you know that Blizzard pulled a trough of shit over its own face this weekend. Indeed, the company ended their Blizzcon keynote by revealing a Diablo mobile game. Since then, just about everyone has kicked them in the cock. However, it may have been a Hell that could have been avoided. You see, reports have it that the company pulled a Diablo 4 announcement. Whoops!
‘Diablo: Immortal’ is a full-fledged action RPG for mobile devices. This is not what we fucking wanted, yo
Talk about Blizzard rubbing their slick, sweaty testicles with their talons, and then rubbing those same grimy-ass talons on our face. Their big Diablo reveal was a fucking mobile game. Just. Man. All that Diablo hype and anticipation. For this.
It appears that the Forces of Evil are going to Grow Stronger, once again. Diablo‘s Community Manager Nevalistis has revealed that Diablo project announcements are coming later this year.
Blizzard is finally giving fans something they’ve wanted, and created for themselves for a while now. That’s right fuckaroos, World of Warcraft is getting its own “Vanilla” servers.
Starcraft: Remastered is dropping on August 14, folks. The perfect time for us in the Northern Hemisphere, you know? It will be scorching as fuck, so why not post-up in front of our personal computers, draw the shades, crank the air condition, and burn away the hours with a classic?