#September2020

Astronomers say they’ve spotted the most massive merger of two black holes ever. A mere 7 billion years ago!

astronomers spotted most massive black hole merger ever

A fucking squad of flat-out rad astronomers have observed something insane. They’ve spotted the most massive merger of two black holes. Like, ever! In fact, one of the enormous-ass space objects sported the mass of 85 Suns. Mind-bending shit, dudes.

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Astronomers say they’ve found “dry lake beds” on Saturn’s moon Titan. Mystery solved, baby!

astronomers dry lake beds saturn titan

Astronomers have cracked a fucking code, folks. Mystery patches that have puzzled them for more than a decade on Saturn’s moon Titan have been revealed to be “dry lake beds” of hydrocarbon. Pretty fucking rad.

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Space Swoon: Astronomers appear to have taken first images of a planet being born. The Cosmic cycle at its beginning!

astronomers witness planet birth

Holy shit, check out this image. Astronomers believe they have captured images of a planet being born. Man. How fucking gnarly is this?

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Astronomers find that some stars have a rhythmic pulsing not unlike a heartbeat. The fucking Cosmos pulses, yo!

astronomers stars heartbeat

Fucking astronomer wizards have done it again, folks. They’ve long been puzzled by the rhythmic pulses of a certain type of star, and now they’ve finally been able to cut through all the noise. To discover! Their beating hearts! Okay, okay. Not literally, but this is dope.

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Astronomers have found the nearest Black Hole, and the son of a gun is only 1,000 light-years away!

astronomers nearest black hole

Space is fucking wild in its relativity, man. Astronomers have found the nearest black hole, and it’s *only* 1,000 light-years away. Which is both insanely far away, and also relatively close.

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Astronomers have discovered a Black Hole only the size of Manhattan. The Cosmos constantly impresses, friends!

astronomers black hole manhattan

Astronomers have discovered a black hole the size of Manhattan. Or in other words, 12-miles in diameter. And in turn? They’ve discovered an entirely new class of black hole. Fucking rad.

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Astronomers discover 20 new moons around Saturn. Jupiter ain’t got shit on Saturn now!

saturn 20 moons

Take that, Jupiter. You big gaseous fuck! You’re n longer the leader in number of satellites. Nope, that belongs to Saturn now who has 20 newly discovered moons!

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Watch: Astronomers capture black hole shredding a star. Space is so fucking metal!

My friends, yet again astronomers have captured some metal-as-fuck activity. A NASA satellite has captured a blackhole shredding a star.

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Astronomers warn that entire galaxies are being killed. Galactus fucking hungers!

Folks, entire fucking galaxies are being killed. That’s the word from astronomers. And, we all know what this means It’s Galactus. Or, if you prefer The Expanse? It’s whatever wiped out the creators of the protomolecule.

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Astronomers find water and maybe even rain on potentially habitable Super-Earth. Let’s fucking gooooooo!

super earth water rain

Oh fuck yeah, fellas! Astronomers have found a goddamn Super-Earth with water! In fact, the motherfucker may have rain. I’m ready. Packing my goddamn bags.

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