Space Swoon: Astronomers appear to have taken first images of a planet being born. The Cosmic cycle at its beginning!
Holy shit, check out this image. Astronomers believe they have captured images of a planet being born. Man. How fucking gnarly is this?
Astronomers find that some stars have a rhythmic pulsing not unlike a heartbeat. The fucking Cosmos pulses, yo!
Fucking astronomer wizards have done it again, folks. They’ve long been puzzled by the rhythmic pulses of a certain type of star, and now they’ve finally been able to cut through all the noise. To discover! Their beating hearts! Okay, okay. Not literally, but this is dope.
Space is fucking wild in its relativity, man. Astronomers have found the nearest black hole, and it’s *only* 1,000 light-years away. Which is both insanely far away, and also relatively close.
Astronomers have discovered a Black Hole only the size of Manhattan. The Cosmos constantly impresses, friends!
Astronomers have discovered a black hole the size of Manhattan. Or in other words, 12-miles in diameter. And in turn? They’ve discovered an entirely new class of black hole. Fucking rad.
Take that, Jupiter. You big gaseous fuck! You’re n longer the leader in number of satellites. Nope, that belongs to Saturn now who has 20 newly discovered moons!
My friends, yet again astronomers have captured some metal-as-fuck activity. A NASA satellite has captured a blackhole shredding a star.
Folks, entire fucking galaxies are being killed. That’s the word from astronomers. And, we all know what this means It’s Galactus. Or, if you prefer The Expanse? It’s whatever wiped out the creators of the protomolecule.
Astronomers find water and maybe even rain on potentially habitable Super-Earth. Let’s fucking gooooooo!
Oh fuck yeah, fellas! Astronomers have found a goddamn Super-Earth with water! In fact, the motherfucker may have rain. I’m ready. Packing my goddamn bags.
Astronomers have detected eight new potential alien signals. Oh fuck yeah! Listen. I know there is a rush to point out that this shit is probably not aliens. That said, let me pretend it is? For a little?
Astronomers have just detected dozen of missing galaxies from the Early Universe. The Cosmos always excites, my dudes
I say, goddamn! Another week, another fantastic-ass find by astronomers. This time? Oh, they’ve just detected dozens of galaxies from the early universe. Previously hidden.