Bitcoin cleared to operate as real bank in France. Future ++
What fresh hell is this? I don’t truly understand how Bitcoin operates, I just know it is some weird futuro currency that knows no boundaries. And it can buy drugs. Lots of drugs. Oh! And you harvest it. Somehow. Now Bitcoin is being cleared to operate as a real bank in France, and I am getting a nose bleed attempting to understand what is going on.
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NICOLAS WINDING REFN directing Denzel Washington in ‘THE EQUALIZER’, Rendar pees.
OH GOD. How much stoic, brooding masculinity can you fit into one film? Winding Refn and Washington are going to try and find out. I hear the movie is just Denzel staring quietly into a mirror for two hours, fire in his eyes. Eventually the mirror begins to vibrate, then literally weep. It shatters. The movie ends.
Watch: SUPERCUT: Helmet Oddity is 80 years of sci-fi space helmets in one video.
There’s something so deliciously fetishistic about space helmets for science-fiction geeks like me. I just want to like their clear bulbous membrance while cooing about how in space nobody can hear you cream. Keith Melton has compiled quite the spank track for freaks like me, issuing this video that captures 80 years of space helmets in one tidy package.
Rumor: ‘METAL GEAR SOLID 5’ secretly announced at SPIKE VGA. Oh, Kojima!
At the Spike VGA, the game The Phantom Pain was revealed. Ain’t nobody had heard of it, or its developer, and this was a bit of a head scratcher. It is not usual for such a sexy looking entity to come out of nowhere. What if, folks, there was more to this story! What if, that title was actually Metal Gear Solid V? It would be so fucking Kojima, that’s what.
JAPANESE ‘IRON MAN 3’ TRAILER: Stark goes domestic!
Iron Man 3 continues on with the “oh, okay!” introduction of the Stark and Peppers relationship that was featured in Avengers. If you’re wondering just what the sweet tits such a domestic affair may look like, this Japanese trailer for Iron Guy The Third may be educational.
Kevin Smith’s final movie will be ‘CLERKS 3.’ Oh God.
Now that George Lucas has abdicated the Star Wars throne, I suppose some hero from my childhood had to pick up his ritual of shitting directly into the heart valves of my adolescent soul. Fuck. Clerks is one of my favorite movies of all time, Clerks 2 is a sore on my testicles that keeps oozing, and a final flick (while I will see it because I’m a sucker) makes me barf little balls of agony into my tits hair.
New ‘MAN OF STEEL’ promo pic has Superman feeling (deep) blue.
Shazam! Whoops. Wrong character. I’m not certain what Superman yells. “Oh, I’m lonely!”, perhaps? Whatever the case. Here is a new promo picture from Man of Steel, giving us mouth breathers a better look at Supes’ outfit. Methinks some people are going to hyperventilate over the changes in the aesthetic. Calm down, folks. Calm down.
PRESIDENT PALMER joins ‘SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR’, replacing Michael Clarke Duncan.
President Palmer up in this fucking house! Good dude is replacing Michael Clarke Duncan in Sin City: Things are Mysterious In Black and White. Glad to see someone is employing the dude outside of car insurance commercials and such.
Healthy humans have carry nearly four times more mutated genes than thought. X-MEN ++
Oh fuck! We’re all X-Men. I can’t possibly be misreading this post. The way I’m reading it suggests that we are all shortly going to be given superpowers through our askew genetics. I call dibs on telekinesis. Don’t care what you have.
BUTCHER BILLY inserts old-school MARVEL ART into superhero movies.
This is some outrageously fantastically swell endeavoring, right here. Artist Butcher Billy has taken old school Marvel artwork and interjected it into movies from the House of Ideas. The results are disjointed bliss.
