‘Fast and Furious 9’ Teaser Trailer: Dom can’t live his life a quarter mile at a time anymore. YEAH RIGHT, bro.
In the trailer teaser for Fast and Furious 9, Dom got himself a kid. Which has him proclaiming that he ain’t living his life a quarter mile at a time anymore. But, I’m fucking willing to bet something gets his ass running heists and punching punks again. Just a hunch.
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‘The Batman’ has finally begun production! No, I’m fucking serious! Check out this photo from set.
Holy shit, the long, long, long-ass gestating The Batman has finally begun production. Director Matt Reeves commemorated it with an official photo. What a time!
Space Swoon: Behold the Milky Way Galaxy’s center featuring 84 million stars. We are cosmic ants, but it’s okay!
I say goddamn. Bask in this image of the center of the Milky Way Galaxy, featuring 84 million stars.
Rumor: The ‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ video game remake is totally still happening. Sure, sure.
We’ve been hearing about a Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic video game remake forever. For-ev-er. And, once again, the rumor winds bring news of it happening.
Netflix viewership numbers have skyrocketed after they redefined “viewing” as 2 minutes. No, seriously. Can’t make this shit up.
Netflix is all like, our viewership numbers are amazing. And also, like, we define viewing as 2 minutes. This shit is fucking hilarious, man. Like, it’s so far beyond parody that you just need to tip your fucking cap.
That Obi-Wan TV series is currently on “indefinite hold” as they unfuck the scripts. For fuck’s sake, Lucasfilm.
Lucasfilm! C’mon, man. Everyone got totally torqued about the Obi-Wan series, and now it’s on hold? Now, granted. It ain’t canceled, and it’s on hold for a good reason. Namely, to unfuck the scripts. And I think we will all rather have a quality series, that takes longer, than a shitty one that’s rushed. But still, this company is fucking exhausting.
‘Captain Marvel’ sequel in the works with new writer. Higher, further, faster, better writing!
I really like the character Captain Marvel, but I was meh as hell on her solo movie. So, I’m stoked she’s getting a sequel, but I’m even more stoked it is getting a new writer.
‘The Witcher’ is getting an anime movie on Netflix, cause why the fuck not?
So many people have recommended The Witcher to me that I’m actually gonna check it the fuck out! And, I imagine when I’m done watching it, I’ll now also watch this anime based on it. Well done, you absolute fucks.
Rosario Dawson cast as a lead in HBO MAX’s adaptation of comic ‘DMZ’ and I am here for it!
Holy shit. Rosario Dawson has been cast as a lead in HBO MAX’s DMZ adaptation. The comic is one of my faves, and I fuck heavy with the idea of her playing Zee. Her role is apparently ” Alma Ortego”, but, I mean, it’s gotta be Zee. Right? Or not, I don’t know. Character description sounds a lot like Zee, sans the kid part.
Xbox Series X photos leak online, and show its back ports. Show me them back ports, yo!
At this point in the current generation, I’m hungry for any news on the upcoming next-gen consoles. So, I’ll admit I’m oddly excited to see these new photos of the Xbox Series X and its ports.
