‘NINJA TURTLES’ CO-CREATOR not happy with Megan Fox as April O’Neil. Well, duh.
Not the most shocking thing in the world. A dude with a brain – who just so happens to be the Ninja Alien Not-Teenager Not-Turtles Things (now) co-creator hates the idea of Megan Fox playing April O’Neil.
Doi!
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Opinions Vary: Everyone’s Opinion Is Supreme
If it isn’t already obvious, we here at Omega-Level are an assertive bunch, often to an outlandish degree. For both contributors and commenters, we like what we like, no matter how offbeat it may be, and we make sure that others know our likings, even if such views are potentially detrimental to our own pristine repute within the community and to the internet at large. When we must, we get opinionated about something because we think we get it better than anyone else. That conviction, for better or worse, is the modus operandi of our everyday goings-on here, and this new column aims to celebrate this dogged disposition.
‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’ TRAILER: Joss goes full Billy
Remember that Billy Shakes flick that Whedon cut last year in like nine days? Yeah, here is the trailer for it. Let me know what you think. Me? I’m not really sold. Despite Whedon being quite the heir to Billy’s witty repartee, I’m no feeling the actors in the trailer. Alas! Alack! They don’t pull off the dialogue to my liking. Does this mean I’m going to dismiss the entire endeavor? Naw, I’m still excited. Just a bit cautious, now.
This Week On The Walking Dead: Clear
ROAD TRIP!!! Walking Dead 2min Redux is going on a run. This week we take it back to where it all began: Rick’s little podunk town in Kentucky or wherever the hell he was from. Carl continues to come of age in a super dark way, and Michonne gets to prove her already obvious value to the group. Special psycho guest spot from our ol’ pal Morgan makes for a good time as well. So hit the 7-11, stock up on your cornuts and beef jerky, and hop in. It’s gonna be a long ride. I call shotgun! Keep Reading »
PAUL BEARER sloughed the mortal coil today. The world darkens.
…and another one of my childhood wrestling icons has bitten the dust. May the warmth of the sun warm your back as you walk through the Elysium Fields, sweet prince. (Of darkness.)
Carrie Fisher returning as Leia in ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII.’ No s**t.
Like, we’re all pretty sure that the original Three Star Folk are going to be back for Episode I+IV+III, right? Is this news? Or just another excuse for me to masturbate into the empty shell of my Jar Jar Binks Pepsi can?
‘SICK’ TEASER TRAILER: Please tell me more, kind flick!
What’s good? This is a pretty exciting teaser trailer right here, because it features none other than Nicholas Altonaga. You may know him as a friend of the site, or by his beautiful musk. That’s right Nick, I’m in your vents. Engulfing your waft. Anyhoo, this is the aforementioned trailer for Sick. What is the jam about? I’m not quite sure! From the teaser, I know it has mayhem, violence, and mystery wrapped (seemingly?) around a detective story. More than enough for me. Check it out, you turkeys.
COMIXOLOGY launches online self-publishing platform for indie creators.
Do you hear this, Allen Drinkwater? Comixology is launching a self-publishing platform for indie creators. You just need to maintain a level of professionalism in the content submitted, which is pretty much okay for Omega Level’s sponsored creator. ‘Cause the dude is beasting.
Nice: VALVE distributing STEAM BOX prototypes within next 3-4 months.
As much as I am jazzed about the PlayTogether Four and the Xbox 720 Degrees of Xtreme, I find the Steam Box interesting as fuck. It seems as though it is going to offer a lot more versatility, and all the walled in garden bullshit of the consoles. I could be completely wrong. None the less, with Valve pumping out prototypes within the next few months, it seems that Gabe et al are going to challenge my wallet to a staring match. Sooner, rather than later.
SAM MENDES not directing next JAMES BOND FLICK. I frown.
I’m the token Skyfall masturbator around here, and I don’t give a shit. No one likes it as much as me, and I generally accept their criticisms. Even with them acknowledged, the combination of Daniel Craig whupping ass and Sam Mendes’ gorgeous visuals had me sprung. So, it is with a heavy heart that I read this dispiriting news.
Now go bring in Christopher Nolan, MGM. Do it.
