Epic publishing next games from the developers of ‘Control’ and ‘The Last Guardian’
Epic Games has gone into a publishing deal with one of my favorite developers, Remedy Entertainment. As well, they’ve locked up the publishing rights to the next games from the developers of The Last Guardian and Limbo.
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‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2 adds motherfucking Michael Biehn as a bounty hunter. Oh. Hell. Yes.
Michael Biehn is coming to The Mandalorian, motherfuckers! The absolute bad ass from Terminator and Aliens is joining the show as a bounty hunter.
‘Wonder Woman 1984’ has been pushed from June until August. So, you’re saying there’s a chance…?
At this point, we ain’t surprised when a tentpole movie gets delayed because of the coronavirus. But, at least Wonder Woman 1984‘s delay comes with a new date. It’s now dropping this August, which frankly gives me something to look forward to.
Monday Morning Commute: Demons Begone!
Great glorious fuck, I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy to be working. But, today I returned to teaching from Spring Break. And granted, I’m pretty fucking depressed that it’s virtual. At the same time, though, I feel as though I had purpose for the first time in weeks.
You know, like healthy purpose.
Not the sort of purpose that just has you existentially laying in the fetal position (last week). Or, eating two pints of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, because fuck it (last night).
Space Swoon: Check out the Milky Way’s Galactic Center! Get off this wild planet, but for a moment!
NASA has dropped a gorgeous view of the Milky Way’s galactic center. It’s just enough to get away for a moment from the global pandemic. To bask in some glorious cosmic perspective, you know?
Hit the jump to check it out in its full glory.
Weekend Open Bar: At Doom’s Gate With Friends!
We’re at Doom’s Gate, motherfuckers! But, we’re in it together. I know it seems like small potatoes, but this week has at least felt like a communal panic. It sounds absurd, but it’s nice to feel closer to the communities I’m belong to, and my friends. If we’re on the Titanic, at least we’re all waltzing together, no?
So, let’s waltz here! At the Weekend Open Bar! It’s usually the weekly siesta where we gather, and share what we’re up to during a specific Weekend. And, that’s still the point of this son of a bitch! But, let’s also just hang out, stare at the sky together, and metaphorically scream.
Let’s spend time, friends!
Rosario Dawson is playing motherfucking Ahsoka Tano in ‘The Mandalorian’ Season 2. Please, society, don’t collapse!
Man, I’m really hoping we can pull through this pandemic. Selfishly, just for pop culture reasons. I mean, Rosario Dawson playing Ahsoka Tano in The Mandalorian Season 2? Fuck to the yes. As well, I know it feels sort of silly to get excited about pop culture news these days. But, it may be the necessary distraction, and the light at the end of the tunnel to keep us all sane.
‘Watchmen’ showrunner Damon Lindelof wants to do something in ‘Star Wars’ and Marvel universes. Bro, let’s fucking go!
Damon Lindelof, the central brain behind HBO’s Watchmen, wants to play in the Star Wars and Marvel universes. And given how fucking fully Watchmen rocked, I absolutely need this to happen.
‘The Messenger’ developer’s next game is a Retro RPG called ‘Sea of Stars’ that takes place in the same universe. Fucking rad.
Provided that society doesn’t completely collapse, I’m fucking stoked for this shit. The people behind The Messenger have revealed their next game, Sea of Stars. It’s a retro RPG that takes place in the same universe as The Messenger and is inspired by Chrono Trigger. That said, they need our help to Kickstart it! Let’s go, friends.
And. Man, society. Please don’t collapse.
