PHIL FISH GOES APE SHIT ON TWITTER; ‘FEZ II’ is now CANCELLED.
Thought you could live a relatively quiet Saturday on the Interwebs, friends? Wrong-o, brolo. Especially if you’re Phil Fish. The aforementioned lad is the divisive creator of Fez, and he had a good round of the Going Ape Shit Status today on Twitter. Not much later after going atomic, it was announced that Fez II had been cancelled.
Hit the jump to behold the madness.
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Cosplay: FEMME SAGAT is beauty, brawn, wonderful.
Femme Sagat in the house! That’s totally what they’re calling it these days. Femme. I’m fine with that. Adaptable. Malleable. Especially in the hands of this lovely lass. #Horndoglife.
JOHN WILLIAMS CONFIRMED to score NEW ‘STAR WARS’ TRILOGY
J. Willy is in the fucking house, folks! The iconic composer has been confirmed to score the next trilogy in the Star Wars saga, and here is hoping he drops more than one memorable tune in these next three movies. ‘Cause yeah, all I remember is the uber-dope “Duel of the Fates.”
Dude HACKS ‘CONTRA’ ROM to PROPOSE to girlfriend. Nerd Legend.
This dude is doubling down on a fantastic life. Not only has he received a promise of love for eternity from his now-fiance, but he is blowing up across the internet thanks to his marriage proposal. This dude is living the fucking dream.
Opinions Vary: Summer Movies Should Be More Than Fleeting Entertainment
[Caff note: Pacific Rim spoilers in here.]
I. Preamble
One of the neat things about such a small, tight-knit community is that narratives can begin to grasp hold. Throughout this very summer, the lot of us have discussed the latest crop of Whiz-Bang Hollywood Fecaltainment. As the movies have arrived, we have all received them in a variety of manners.
More than anything, I think I could be typified as generally disappointed by this latest crop. As movie after movie has been released I have been somewhat entertained. But for the most part, I have found them to be ephemeral, forgettable piles of crap.
Butting heads with even my own brother who (whom?) I typically see eye-to-eye with, I began to ask myself why I’ve been so disappointed. I figured I’d use this Opinions Vary to articulate my feelings. Namely, that this summer’s blockbusters have been bereft of Goosebump Moments, and that I don’t (and shouldn’t) accept middling efforts when this very genre is capable of capstone experiences and inspirational wankery.
The ‘X-FORCE’ MOVIE will feature a 5-Person team. Plus! So many pouches.
Rob Liefeld needs to be the artistic director on this son of a bitch. Just totally lay out some gorgeous costumes with like a million-pouches. Every character played by Vin Diesel (forget the Avengers 2), after we stack on some serious muscles. ‘Cause, you know. Ain’t the X-Force unless it has anatomy-breaking muscles and pouches.
(Unless it’s Uncanny X-Force.)
UK TEAM unveils PRETTY FRIGGIN’ DETAILED PLAN to send HUMANS TO MARS
Perhaps fittingly, the Imperial College of London has unveiled a detailed-as-fuck plan to send humans to Mars.
Cosplay: STEAMPUNK FEMME LINK will get your GEARS GOING. Or something.
Is that what all the whacky kids are calling it these days? No longer “Rule 63” something, but instead “Femme”? Eh, I try to be the hipness. Usually I just fail. None the less, here is Rule 63-Femme-Lady-Link cosplay all did up in some steampunk.
‘XBOX ONE’ continues it’s BACKPEDALLING; will allow INDIES to SELF-PUBLISH
I have to hand it to the Xbox One. It is fucking awesome at moonwalking. Just backpedalling like a motherfucker. All smooth and shit, feet gliding over the floor.
‘EPISODE VII’ RUMOR: RYAN GOSLING and Zac Efron UP FOR ROLES
I feel like I have to apologize every time I write about an Episode VII rumor. Listen. As the teenager hip people say: sorry I’m not sorry.
