‘STAR WARS’ RUMOR: DARTH VADER TV SPECIALS PLANNED.
Darth Vader TV specials? Hmm. They’re pretty much just going to consist of Darth Vader walking around like Sad Keanu muttering, “Padme…Pad…me? Buh-buh-buh what about Padme?” while Palpatine regrets saving his ass. Right?
(Hit the jump for actual info.)
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LIGHTBULBS THAT EMIT WI-FI EXIST. Future++
Chinese scientists are looking to kill two birds with one stone. Or is it one bulb?! LOL! Shit word play. Is it even word play? Uh — anyways. Yeah. So Shanghai’s Fudan University’s has created a light bulb that also emits a wireless signal. Pretty radical.
This look at SATURN by CASSINI is top-down space porn.
Fucking Cassini! Good guy Cassini! Floating through space and taking staggeringly beautiful pictures of Saturn. This latest mosaic is fucking phenomenal.
Deets and the full image after the jump.
CHRIS PRATT calls ROCKET RACCOON “Probably the best character” in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
Chris Pratt rules. Andy on Parks and Rec? Wonderful. So I’m not surprised by his assessment of the characters of Guardians of the Galaxy, but I’m happy with it none the less. Dude is all about Rocket Raccoon. And why wouldn’t be? It’s a fucking gun-toting murderous raccoon.
New found ASTEROID *MAY* f**king HIT EARTH IN 2032
Sensational headlines! Will we be lucky enough to watch as humanity is blighted out by the rocky hand of the Cosmos? Maybe. Maybe not. But who fucking cares how possible it is, when writing about it gets the blood pumping! A fear boner! Carpe Diem! Let’s all the pizza we want, and dance in the streets with our genitals greeting the open winds! ‘
WES ANDERSON’S ‘THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL’ TRAILER: Anderson Being Anderson
Moonrise Kingdom was wonderful. One of my favorite films of last year. The Grand Budapest Hotel’s trailer does nothing for me. Feels like Wes Anderson doing Wes Anderson, which is a common complaint from unimaginative people like me regarding Anderson’s flicks.
To be clear I’m still doing to see this movie.
MICHAEL BAY ATTACKED WITH AIR CONDITIONER on ‘TRANSFORMERS 4’ set. Wut?
Fucking dummies. You cannot fell Michael Bay with an air conditioner. He has a posse of explosions to repel any sort of attack that may come his way. However, that didn’t stop a gang of people (as opposed to what, Caff? Geese?) from attempting extortion on the set of Transformers 4. What happened to those fucks? What do you think. They were summarily executed by Megan Fox and Optimus Prime.
(Or something like that, read on.)
Cosplay: BAYONETTA got ALL THAT LATEX, ALL THAT SASS
Jesus save me from my sins. Lords of Kobol purge these dark, strongly erotic thoughts. Bayonetta cosplay has once again reared its gorgeous head, and my loins seethe.
Buy These Flippin Comics!!! (10.16.2013) – Wednesdays By Any Other Name
The powers-that-be would have you believe that today is just a Wednesday, another school day. Another workday. Some jack-ass, somewhere around the world, right this very instant, is quoting that inane GEICO camel, asking every other poor sap that has the misfortune working with him if they know what day it is. “What day is it, Leslie? “ “Mike, do you know what day it is?” If that guy is in your office – coffee mug in hand, smug, all-too satisfied look plastered on his corporate sellout face, do me a favor. Stand up and tell him what day it is. Take your keyboard and unplug it from your PC. Just as he rounds the corner to your cubicle and asks you if you know what day it is – you swing. Swing HARD*. Make sure plastic keys connect with bone. Make sure coffee ruins khakis, and teeth spray like Skittles from a rainbow. Stand over him, and wait for his eyes to focus again and meet your own. “I know what day it is, Kyle. Wednesday is Comic Book Day! Bitch.” Hit the jump and lets talk comics, and you should probably get away from that d-bag Kyle before he calls the cops.
*Omega-Level does not condone the use of violence to let people know about comic book day, and suggests perhaps just handing out free/unwanted comics to co-workers and friends as a much healthier way of dealing with your issues.
VIN DIESEL only has ONE LINE OF DIALOGUE in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ All that’s f**king needed.
Vin Diesel only has one line in Guardians of the Galaxy. Am I sad? Not even. When you’re Big Vincent Diesel Baby, do you really need more than one line to affect the outcome of a movie? I don’t think so. When you have the hot, thunderous, deep pipes of Vinny, a mere handful of words is all you need to change the course of a movie. Or history.
