CHRIS PRATT starring in ‘JURASSIC WORLD.’ Ayo!
Chris Pratt isn’t rocking that laziness tip these days. Guardians of the Galaxy, Parks and Rec, a role in Her. Now the good sir who plays my spirit animal (Andy Dwyer) is going to be starring in the next Jurassic Park flick.
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The SEAGULL NEBULA is fixin’ to steal your cosmic french fries.
Seagulls are right pricks. Constantly making sojourns to the beach a fucking adventure. Is the seagull going to shit in my hair? Is it going to steal my sandwich while I look wistfully off into the horizon? Is it going to do both? Thankfully the Seagull Nebula is pretty far away. Pretty gorgeous, too.
Winamp lives! You can’t keep the ancient program down. Or dead.
You can’t keep an old school music-playing program down! A company I haven’t heard of has swoooped in to buy the program I haven’t used in ten years.
‘GOTHAM’ TV show to feature BRUCE WAYNE ORIGIN. Villains, too.
Because of course! I imagine that no matter how well written Gotham is, a preponderance of people are going to gravitate towards it for one reason. The tenuous tie to Bruce Wayne/Batman/Bat-Guy/Joke-Face. So it makes complete sense that the show will feature origins out the ass.
COMIXOLOGY was top-grossing iPad app in 2013. Outside of games.
Yeah okay it’s a caveat but that’s still damn impressive! I am proud of you, my brethren. My tablet-bound, digi-comic downloading brothers in funny book-arms.
Rumor: JOHNNY DEPP for Marvel’s ‘DOCTOR STRANGE’ flick.
Remember the days when it was like Marvel totally nickled and dimed every talent around them? If these Depp to Marvel rumors are true, boy are those days changing. Those economic motivations. Morphing.
THE ROCK CO-STARRING IN ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’? A more perfect union! Set for 2016.
The Rock is going to be co-starring in the Justice League flick? Which is going to begin filming right after Batman vs. Superman vs. Gal Godot vs. Aquaman vs. Good Taste? Now that’s a fucking doozy of a rumor.
MICHAEL DOUGLAS IS HANK PYM in ‘ANT-MAN.’ Wait wut?
Well then. Broken news has broken in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Looks like Paul Rudd is going to be playing the more comedic, younger Ant-Man. With Michael Douglas playing an older Hank Pym.
Monday Morning Commute: facekick the workweek
Goddamn!
Well, we’re back in the workweek, which means that spirits’re bound to be low. How why shouldn’t they be? There’re matters which need attending! There’re bosses lookin’ over our shoulders! Hell, there might even times that things have to be done by!
The horror!
Luckily, this here’s the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! First, I’m goin’ to detail some of the small pleasures that’ll keep me from turning my bathtub and toaster into a fatal 2-in-1 combo. Then, you hit up the comments section and share your own entertainment strategies for survival. Finally, we all reply to one another, making for a totally geektastic show-and-tell.
Work sucks, life rules, let’s do this.
