Farel Dalrymple’s ‘The Wrenchies’ to drop this Fall. Waiting isn’t awesome.
The Wrenchies is coming. Are coming? Grammar, man. Anyways. I’m one of those goons who didn’t come across Farel Dalrymple until his rocking work on Prophet. However, I’ve been feverishly following him since then. The talented son of a gun is releasing the aforementioned Wrenchies this Fall, and it’s going to be a brutal wait. The premise is intriguing, and the creator’s list of inspirations for the title is a veritable rundown of my favorite things.
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Stephen Hawking: there ain’t such a thing as a black holes. Dummies!
Sort of! Sort of. That’s the sexy, sensational headline. And I’m not Mary Jane or Peter Parker, but I want desperately to be both sexy and sensational. Anyways. So black holes *do* fucking exist, but apparently it is possible for shit to escape their tyrannical gape.
OMEGA-CAST #8: Fear & Loathing in Coruscant
A hot new plate of podcast for you to engulf. Go ahead, throw it down that dirty gullet of yours. Oh, you want to know what that bubbling black ooze is? Or the gnarled tree branch looking things? Fine! Fine. If you must know what’s on this episode: more Star Wars talk (ugh, I know!), Caff complaining about a lot of things and articulating them poorly, Rendar’s lost son, the Ninja Turtles, the exhaustion of comic book culture, Riff’s first guitar solo played on whale bones, eating tortilla chips in the microphone, and more.
Hit the jump for the terror, or check us out on iTunes.
‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Teaser: Things Fall Apart
My brain tells me it is quite in my erratic nature to somehow enjoy this Instagram-fueled teaser for the movie that I’ve been actively disdaining. I know I don’t make sense, leave me alone.
‘ANT-MAN’ July 2015 release date moving up to old ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’ one
To…old…one? What the fuck am I trying to say? Well — I didn’t want to say “release date” twice, but then I got vague. Oh, whatever. We’re not here for that. We’re here to celebrate the Man of Steel franchise doing something good! You see, when Batman vs. Superman vs. Aquaman vacated its planned 2015 date, it allowed something magical to occur. Namely, it allowed Ant-Man to drop sooner!
Water plumes seen on DWARF PLANET CERES
Ceres. You big fucking rock-ice asteroid motherfucker. Holding out on us all this time. I mean we (humans, space-wizards in particular) thought you had some form of water on you. But you just wouldn’t let us confirm it. Now you’re just flaunting your water supply. And frankly, it’s ostentatious.
Cosplay: You had me at ELEKTRA. Pale beauty of death
Elektra! Is she alive right now in the MU? Is she dead? Dead but sentient? Alive but not sentient? I can’t keep tabs. Anyways, here’s some stunning cosplay feature Miss Natchios.
DEATHLOK coming to ‘AGENTS OF SHIELD.’ Cyborgasm?
A little late on this tip, but whatever. Last night I was busy playing Mass Effect for the 35th time, before watching like nine episodes of Gurren Lagann with Bateman. So yeah! You know this! But let’s talk about it anyways. You pricks.
‘AVENGERS CONFIDENTIAL: BLACK WIDOW & PUNISHER’ Trailer: They sure are animated!
They sure are animated? Jesus Christ, Caff. First that headline, now you’re talking in the third person. Anyhoo! I didn’t check out this trailer the first fifteen time it came across my RSS feed because I thought it was some children’s fair. I don’t know, Disney afternoon and shit. But then I saw a picture of Captain Marvel up in the game! Forced my goddamn hand, and now here I am. Moderately excited.
