Weekend Open Bar: Baby, can you dig your man?

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Okay! Last night, I started The Stand. And I must confess, I put in my longest single-sitting reading session in a long, long time. Of course, that’s not counting school-related bullshit. I’m currently 63 pages in, which translates to only 1/20th of the fucking tome.

That said? I’m fucking enjoying it.

As I’ve intimated here before, I’m always down for a good-plague based Apocalypse.

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Warren Ellis is writing a T-Rex Batman story. Yes, a Batman that’s a fucking T-Rex. Amazing.

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Warren Ellis is my favorite goddamn comic book writer of all time. Granted, I haven’t followed him as closely the past couple of years. But, that’s more about my failing to read any comics. That said? Ellis writing a T-Rex Batman may be just the juice needed to power my ass back into a funny book shop.

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‘Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2’ Remaster confirmed to have *most* songs, for what it’s worth, dudes!

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The biggest questions surrounding the Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2 remaster is: what songs will it have? The answer: most of them.

Hit the jump to check out the track listing.

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Next ‘Mad Max’ movie officially a Furiosa prequel, not starring Charlize Theron. I’m bummed! But stoked!

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The next Mad Max is confirmed to be a Furiosa prequel, folks. Unfortunately, it ain’t starring Charlize Theron. Initial thoughts? Bummer. But, Miller also successfully recast Max, so I trust the dude.

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Xbox head Phil Spencer believes motherfucking COVID-19 will cause delays in 2021. Son of a bitch!

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Thus far, COVID-19 hasn’t really fucked Microsoft or Sony’s 2020 plans. For the most part. But, Xbox head Phil Spencer predicts the effects will be felt in 2021. Aiight, aiight. Just please don’t let this delay Cyberpunk this year.

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Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno captures Jupiter’s hazy high atmosphere. It’s gorgeous, brother!

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Yo! Peep a look at Jupiter’s hazy higher atmosphere! It’s courtesy of NASA’s Juno mission.

Hit the jump to check it out, ’cause it’s huge.

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‘Sweet Tooth’ adaptation coming to Netflix with Robert Downey Jr. executive producing! Fuck yeah!

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Sweet Tooth was a fantastic comic by Jeff Lemire, what, Jesus Christ, ten years ago?! Now, hopefully it’s going to be a fantastic Netflix series.

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NASA wants to chase Interstellar Objects using a fucking orbital slingshot. How goddamn bad ass!

Today, in fucking fantastic space exploration news? NASA wants to chase interstellar objects with an orbital slingshot. Gimme a fuck yeah!

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‘The Mandalorian’ casts Katee Sackhoff to play Live-Action Bo-Katan, who she previously voiced. I had no idea!

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I have no fucking clue about Bo-Katan! However, the character was voiced by Katee Sackhoff in Star Wars Rebels. And, now she’s returning to play the live-action version in The Mandalorian. I’ll take it!

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‘Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2’ HD Remaster dropping this September. Warehouse, here we come!

Oh, baby! It’s as if an entire generation of gamers just creamed their pants. You see, an HD remaster of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2 is dropping this September.

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