‘TITANFALL 2’ is going MULTIPLATFORM. The Gods Be Kind.
Praise the Butt Lords, Titanfall 2 is going multiplatform. ‘Cause you see – I’m the douchebag who owns an XB1 and a PS4. However, most of my good friends are squarely in the Sony camp. They’re not frivolous pieces of shit with their money. So this means I spend a good amount of time getting thrashed by myself in Titanfall with no one to console me. Such shan’t be the case with the sequel.
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Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (3.19.14) – Spring Break Fo’evah
Yo kids, it’s that time of the year. The land thaws, the days get longer, and the great migratory pattern of the teeming, oversexed youth of the nation marches southward. It’s also time to break out those wallets, and ramp our nation’s commerce back up. For those not into buying nunchakus and shorts in every color, we got Ghost Rider rockin a hemi on hell-wheels, Daredevil changes locales, more John Prophet, more Kamala Khan, and Superman off da’ chain all comin at us today! I got comic books in my blood, ya’ll, and I hope you do, too. This is the American Dream. It’s Spring Break, ninjas! So put on your dark tannin’ oil, spritz on two kinds of Calvin Klein, and hit up the LCS for this week’s dopest selections.
Hit us up in the comments below to celebrate the accumulation of material goods with us, particularly of the four-color variety.
A full list of comic releases can be found HERE.
Cosplay: Wonder Woman from DC Universe has dat glorious armor
When am I going to tire of glorious a Wonder Woman marauding in beautiful armor? Never. Never, ever. Here’s a new riffage on the hardened beauty that is Wonder Woman.
LEAKED: Two ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED’ games dropping this year; ONE SET IN PARIS.
Can a bro grade some papers during Spring Break? Apparently fucking not, what with shit like this breaking. From various leaking anuses across the gaming world comes this newest dribble. There are two Assassin’s Creed games dropping this year, with one taking place in Paris.
Hit the jump for more images & details & shit, oh my!
‘INCREDIBLES 2’ is coming; Old School Pixar seems officially dead
I’m going to be able to tell my kids something. Drunken off Dew, a tumor the side of a grapefruit lodged in my skull, eyes bulging. I’ll mumble at a howl, “I remember when Pixar made original movies! Good movies! Not fucking sequels! Now fetch me my Oculus Rift! And my meds! Daddy needs to go to the Black Sun and sword fight Hiro Protagonist.”
‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ Final Trailer: A CHOIR MEANS SRS, k?
Oh boy! A fucking choir and poignant proclamations in this trailer! So while it seems that Parker seems to be pretty stoked to be Spider-Man, I’m imagining his house of cards shall come tumbling down. ‘Cause though he seems to like all of that fucking shit when times are good, I’m interested to see how stoked he is when the villains shit down his lungs and he snaps Gwen’s neck with webbing. Sad Spider-Boner then, I imagine.
JEFF LEMIRE draws RUST COHLE from True Detective. We all win.
Jeff Lemire (Trillium, Sweet Tooth, Animal Man, and many more dope works) killing the True Detective artwork game.
Hit the jump for the full gem.
‘CASTLEVANIA’ producer Koji Igarashi has left Konami.
Remnants of my childhood continue to flake off the corpus of the gaming world. Fluttering into the abyss, as it lumbers on with nary a notice of its losses. The latest piece of childhood to no longer gain purchase on the Beast that is the Gaming Industry is the wonderful IGA/Castlevania connection.
Marvel drops ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON’ concept art, featuring Hulkbuster vs. Hulk throwdown.
Oh yeah! Wait — that Marvel: Assembling The Universes and Shit special was on tonight? On ABC? I didn’t catch it. Forgot. Thankfully for my ass, every fucking website is posting the concept art that Marvel revealed during it. There’s some dope stuff within, but I’m pretty sure everyone is just going to be stroking, slapping, or rubbing it to one piece of art in particular. Tony Stark’s Hulkbuster armor going head to head with the Hulk. Goddamn. Hulkbuster. Boner. Hulkbuster. Say it again, baby. Hulkbuster.
‘EPISODE VII’ takes place 30 YEARS after ‘JEDI.’ Sort of figured?
In what is “news” (that I am covering and thereby PERPETUATING LIKE A PIECE OF CRAP), Disney has announced that Episode VII is going to take place 30 years after the events of Jedi. Well! They certainly couldn’t say it was six years after. I mean, after all — the original actors look like they’re either fucking models for adult diapers or warning labels against doing drugs as a youth. Chewed-up meat lookin’ motherfuckers.
